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LONDON (AFP) - Police in eastern England are telling local women to wear nice knickers and have a wax before getting fuelled up on booze, newspapers reported.
"For those of you intent on getting ratted (drunk) this weekend, think," reads Safe! magazine, accompanied by pictures of a scantily-clad woman collapsed on the floor flashing her underwear.
"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up. You could show off more than you intended -- for all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax.
"Better still, eat before you go out, think about how much you're drinking, pace yourself and drink plenty of water between bevvies (drinks), or better still, don't get in this sorry state -- it's not nice."
"There have been a number of attacks on women who have been drinking and there is a serious message to get across," a Suffolk Police spokeswoman told The Guardian newsapaper.
"We've written this in a gossipy, tongue-in-cheek style in the hope that young women will pick it up and read it and take notice."
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..........OK, so as long as I've got my best knickers on and had a brazilian wax, I won't offend anyone. Ah good idea, eat before I go out so that I have a soft liquid to land in - LOVELY
. Oh yes, doesn't say anything about not going topless so I guess I can assume that'll be OK as I lay in my sick showing off my diamond encrusted underwear and brazilian wax - LUVERLY
