Originally Posted by northwind

Right- no more slagging of:

My undertray
My rusty exhaust
My manky footpegs
My subframe
The fact that I've got no left rear indicator
My massive chicken strips
My leaky water pump cover
Or for that matter, my leaky clutch cover
Or the fact that my Scottoiler tube's got a big hole in
Or that my immobiliser touchkey's fallen off again.
Or the sheared bolts on the mudguard

You may, however, slag my extremely small penis.