Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I failed my history test today.
Apparently, "three centuries of inbreeding" is not the correct answer to "how did the American people evolve?"
I can honestly say I've shagged tonnes of women.
Of course they were both Americans.
Three Americans walk into a bar...
Okay, scratch that. Two Americans walk into a bar. The third is too obese to even get through the doorway. He successfully sues the architect and the bartender for 20 million dollars for hurt feelings, then spends his winnings in McDonald's. He later sues McDonald's for selling an obese man cheeseburgers.
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...Bill
"The Mountains are calling and I must go"
Last edited by BanannaMan; 08-10-14 at 05:40 AM.
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