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27-04-10, 02:19 PM
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Biggest *****
Who do you think are the biggest ****s on the road ?
My vote still goes with BMW drivers, for the following reasons : Indicators - Still seem to be a very expensive optional extra on beemers, as its extremely rare to see one actually using them. Mirrors - Attached for purely vanity reasons, check your hair, apply mascara, etc, but NEVER for actually looking to see who`s around you. Ownership - I take it you get access to an exclusive "I own the ****ing road" scheme when you buy a BMW. Although I quite like some beemers, the stigma of being a BMW driver stops me from buying one. (I`m talking about the cars BTW not the bikes ) Anyone else ? Last edited by Warthog; 27-04-10 at 03:01 PM. Reason: swearing |
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27-04-10, 02:21 PM
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Re: Biggest *****
Horses
They have massive ones.
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27-04-10, 02:27 PM
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Re: Biggest *****
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2 minutes to lower the tone on my otherwise innuendo free post, i`m impressed. 
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27-04-10, 02:28 PM
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Re: Biggest *****
Audi's... usually driven my ex bmw drivers
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27-04-10, 02:31 PM
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Re: Biggest *****
BMW - brainless moronic Bankers!
Lexus - wannabe BMW owners and Central cabs no 986, 961, and 969 all who seem to have a personal death wish when I find them! and anyone in a 4x4 who doesn't understand that off roading does not mean parking on the pavement in sainsbury's |
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27-04-10, 02:35 PM
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Re: Biggest *****
women
next question |
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27-04-10, 02:37 PM
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Re: Biggest *****
motorcyclists ?
 only kidding ........... taxis and school run mums do my nut in . and really old people who shouldn't be on the road !! there a danger to themself and others around !!
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27-04-10, 02:39 PM
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Re: Biggest *****
Taxis - absolutely without question
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27-04-10, 02:42 PM
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Re: Biggest *****
My mothers a BMW driver.
and i agree with you lot! and the same with audi drivers. bunch of ****s |
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27-04-10, 02:45 PM
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Re: Biggest *****
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You too can have pain filled days and nights for years after meeting one. Although I can say my rippling, rock hard body wrote off said Citroen - or was it the dry stone wall she went thro' after me. After that I'm with Quedos... 4x4 drivers think they're bomb proof and hence drive without a care in the world.
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