HELP - funny suggestions please...

[gruntygiggles]

Or serious ones.

Last night, watching the meteor shower, we were confronted with the noise of people dogging along the next lane up from the house. Rather annoying, don't care if they go somewhere no-one lives, but we live here and I don't really like it. I don't like the condoms being found on the National Trust common land and I especially didn't like, in fact felt a bit sick, when we heard a baby in the car.

Depraved is the word that fits I think. What I am going to do is speak to the local police community officer and the National Trust as I really don't want this outside my bleedin front door.

What are your other suggestions though??? C'mon, be creative!

sorry .. I will try and find somewhere else to do it..


my apologies xxxx

A flash from a camera is always good!

A few bangers let off can put an end to most carnal activities or one of thos flashy LED bike lights with some blue film over it to look like a police light will have them pulling their kecks up!

[gruntygiggles]

Please do.....thank you!

[Messie]

Tell them to try this ...

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=155904
instead!

Or join in

whats the name of your road?

Borrow a horsebox and park in the car park. When a car drives in, flash your lights. When somebody approaches the car tell them to get in the horsebox and enjoy themselves.

[gruntygiggles]

Originally Posted by Bedhead

A flash from a camera is always good!

A few bangers let off can put an end to most carnal activities or one of thos flashy LED bike lights with some blue film over it to look like a police light will have them pulling their kecks up!

Oh there were plenty of camera flashes....into the car!

[yorkie_chris]

Air rifle and a night sight

[Richie]

set up a Sound stage with wolf noises, and fishing line tied to a few random tree branches... Worked well on a school trip, scared the living crap out of two of the teachers :0)