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Old 06-10-10, 09:29 PM   #1
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My eldest daughter asked me to give her some advice about relationships today - I couldn't talk for half an hour cos I was laughing so much.

The mere thought of me giving that kind of advice to anyone, let alone one of my own kids, had me in stitches.
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Old 06-10-10, 09:31 PM   #2
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Of all the people to go to for advice she must have been desperate!!!! only joking.

How old is she and what did she want to know that had you laughing so much?
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Old 06-10-10, 09:34 PM   #3
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29 and only ever had one boyfriend for the last 12 years - that has now ended, hence she was after advice. I told her eventually that I can't give advice on relationships themselves, but I can give all the advice she needs on how to cope with break-ups.
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Old 06-10-10, 09:58 PM   #4
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aaawwwwee man she must be heart broken. thats not a nice thing to go threw. you are an evil man for laughing Lozzo.....


but from what i have read about you on the forum she would have been better phoning her mum.




















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Old 06-10-10, 10:09 PM   #5
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Tell her, chin up and go have some fun. Single life, we all crave for it..... #runs#.......#very quickly#







Seriously though, she needs to look up some friends, go enjoy herself and take her mind off love for a little while. Or take up hobbies and keep herself occupied.
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Old 06-10-10, 10:14 PM   #6
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aaawwwwee man she must be heart broken. thats not a nice thing to go threw. you are an evil man for laughing Lozzo.....
I couldn't help it, the idea of me advising was just so outrageous.


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but from what i have read about you on the forum she would have been better phoning her mum.
Are you kidding? The stupid woman went out with me for 8 1/2 years and even let me have sex with her at least once, so that rules her out of anything needing sensible suggestions
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Old 06-10-10, 10:44 PM   #7
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

oh thanks for passing on the laugh!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH *wheeze* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 06-10-10, 10:44 PM   #8
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Drop her my number
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Old 07-10-10, 05:43 AM   #9
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LOL she'd be better off with the BCF-standard relationship advice: "punch her in the tits and do her up the gary"
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Old 07-10-10, 06:53 AM   #10
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hahaha Lozzo thats made my day better.
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