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Old 04-02-11, 02:58 PM   #1
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Default How many 33.5kg concrete paving patio slabs...

...can you fit in a 3.5 tonne box van.

Well the guy who bought my 145 slabs (4.85 tons) thought he could carry them all. We did the money transfer, I showed him the slabs and left him to it. He then knocks the door a couple of hours later asking for a bit of advice.

"Do you think I might have to take some off?" He says.

The fuel tank is touching the floor and the tyres look flat.

"Yes" I said. "About half of them if not more".

"Bugger" came the reply. "Was hoping I could do it in one trip".

"Try about three trips" I said.

So I left him off loading the slabs again.

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Old 04-02-11, 02:59 PM   #2
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*face palm* !
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Old 04-02-11, 03:00 PM   #3
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Nice of you to give him a hand.
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Old 04-02-11, 03:04 PM   #4
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Nice of you to give him a hand.
I was waiting for that one.

The only reason I was there at all is I am off work with a neck injury. I warned him before he came I would be unable to help with the loading.
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Old 04-02-11, 03:06 PM   #5
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Fair play then sir, i retract my previous question
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Old 04-02-11, 03:12 PM   #6
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Default Re: How many 33.5kg concrete paving patio slabs...

I am confused.. its a 7.5 tonne box van, if the vehicle weighs 2 tonne wet with driver surley he could take them all?

How much does the 7.5 tonne truck weigh?
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Old 04-02-11, 03:12 PM   #7
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Default Re: How many 33.5kg concrete paving patio slabs...

I is also confused
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Old 04-02-11, 03:13 PM   #8
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Old 04-02-11, 03:14 PM   #9
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Oops my apologies. I meant 3.5 tonne truck.

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Old 04-02-11, 03:16 PM   #10
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LOL! Would have loved to have seen that! Eejit!
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