Poetry Corner

Well I posted this in the Idle banter joke thread the other day and got to thinking, maybe it would be fun to see how creative the rest of the GM are?
Looking to you Dad for some pearlers, although maybe we will find a poet who doesn't even know it!

So here goes......

There was a young gent from Tadley,
Who desired a new bike quite badly,
So with cash on his hip,
and being quite thick,
he got a new Gixxer that's shabby!

Off you go then!

[Fallout]

There was a squaddie called Ace,
Who rode fast all over the place.
At least that's what he said,
But his speedo was dead,
And in fact he is quite off the pace.

[Wideboy]

there was a lad with gixer 750,
he liked to think it was quite nifty,
truth is its ****,
just fit for the skip,
won't even go over 50.

i liked yours better nath, i had a good offensive ending but forgot it whilst watching telly

[Fallout]

There once was a muppet called Gav,
Who's appearance resembled a chav.
He built a trailer from steel,
Moulded from stolen wheels,
Which looked like a Victorian lav.

[DJ123]

There was a young lad called spank
who used to love to w***
he rode his S4
like a dirty w***e
and now he's got a tank

[dirtydog]

Let's not go bypassing the swear filter by adding an apostrophe where there shouldn't be one or changing letters for numbers etc etc

Well now Mr Job
How's it going with Bob
I hear you asked for a w***
and she shat in your tank
then punched you right in the gob.

Originally Posted by daddyjob

There was a young lad called spank
who used to love to w***
he rode his S4
like a dirty w***e
and now he's got a tank

Less of the Ace baiting Mr Job!

There was a man named Adam
who uncannily resembled a Sadam
no not Hussain
who was clearly insane
but a balding Arabic Madam

There was a fellow from Tadley
who thought himself funny but sadly
his jokes all fell flat
coz he's clearly a prat
and he always told them quite badly