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Old 02-02-06, 06:01 PM   #1
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Default News from Gobbler's Knob....

Phil Says Six More Weeks of Winter!

Phil's official forecast as read 2/2/06 at sunrise at Gobbler's Knob:

It is said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Around the country there are many imitators of me.

In Harrisburg there is Gus who appears on TV
working for the lottery.

Then all around town,
Cute groundhog statues abound.
They all look like me, I found.

Today on the Knob as I'm doing my job,
I don't like this likeness of me.

It's my shadow I see. Six more weeks of mild winter there will be.


Yes folks, not the best news from Punxsatawney.

www.groundhog.org
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Old 02-02-06, 08:12 PM   #2
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Rich old son, you really need to get out more - that programme last night has made you go rather strange (or shall we say stranger) .


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Old 02-02-06, 08:19 PM   #3
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Apparently there was also a program about how inconvenient it is having a huge penis on as well last night*, and next week there's one about an enormously fat bloke. Must be the time of year

*I mentioned this to a colleague who said 'Ah...that's why Tracey was late coming to bed last night'
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Old 02-02-06, 08:23 PM   #4
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Apparently there was also a program about how inconvenient it is having a huge penis on as well last night
Tell me about it! It's such a damned nuisance .


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Quote:
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Apparently there was also a program about how inconvenient it is having a huge penis on as well last night
Tell me about it! It's such a damned nuisance .


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Old 02-02-06, 08:43 PM   #6
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brilliant film.. bill murray is superb
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Old 02-02-06, 09:19 PM   #7
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Apparently there was also a program about how inconvenient it is having a huge penis on as well last night
Tell me about it! It's such a damned nuisance .


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i watched that - for about 8 inches

I mean 8 minutes!!!!
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Old 03-02-06, 06:25 AM   #8
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Default Re: News from Gobbler's Knob....

Quote:
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Phil Says Six More Weeks of Winter!


It's my shadow I see. Six more weeks of mild winter there will be.[/i]

www.groundhog.org

This week the United States will have experienced both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address. As Air America Radio pointed out, "It is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, and the other involves a groundhog."
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