I can't spell me own name - SV650.org

11-05-06, 03:24 PM

From http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1838101.html

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Jade Goody shocked fans at a book signing when she revealed she sometimes forgets how to spell her name.

The former Big Brother housemates said she could not talk and write her name at the same time.

According to The Sun she told fans: "Sorry, I can't talk or I will spell me name wrong. I need to concentrate. My mind keeps going blank - I keep forgetting how to spell me own name."

Is she fick or wot? The stupid woman is a waste of protein.

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Jade, whose book My Autobiography is expected to become a best-seller this week.

I wonder if the ghostwriter stuck to words with four letters or less? If not, then I doubt that its intended audience (or its supposed author) would be able to cope with it.

11-05-06, 03:26 PM

Anybody who buys the book is a waste of protein

11-05-06, 03:34 PM

she's a waste of protein, and a waste of space!

How can anyone be so thick and have so much money!!?!?

She makes CHAVS look intelligent!!

I wish I had her money tho!!

11-05-06, 03:40 PM

She's a stupid old cow, wish she'd just drop dead - do the world a favour!

How can someone so blatently thick have so much money and attention!?

Shows the state of this country really doesnt it if someone like that is so "famous"

or was that infamous?

Yes its Infamous. Fame lasts 15 mins, INFAMEY last a lifetime.

11-05-06, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by wyrdness

Is she fick or wot?

Just a lot

11-05-06, 04:27 PM

Just think Big Brother starts tomorrow and it will probably produce another Jade

. Time to go out on long rides every night for the next 3 months after work

11-05-06, 04:38 PM

Did anyone see her on the TV quiz Eggheads earlier in the week.

There was another four girls pretty much as dim as she is. They've opened a beauty salon together.

...it's called Uglies.

And no, they didn't beat the experts!

Stingo · 11-05-06, 07:25 PM

'Waste of skin' & 'thief of oxygen' spring to mind.

11-05-06, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by getyerkneedown

Yes its Infamous. Fame lasts 15 mins, INFAMEY last a lifetime.

Infamy. As per Kenneth Williams "Infamy! Infamy! Theyve got it Infamy!"

Ill get my coat..... :P

Viney · 11-05-06, 07:54 PM

Shes just misunderstood thats be made famous by the media. Good luck to her. She loves her kids, works, and has a book out. Ok, she might not be the brightest star in the sky, but who cares huh. Leave the girl alone.

11-05-06, 07:25 PM	#8
Stingo Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Plymouth, Devon - mostly. Posts: 527	'Waste of skin' & 'thief of oxygen' spring to mind. __________________ Twitter: @poseidon_ashore

11-05-06, 03:26 PM	#2
Mr Toad Guest Posts: n/a	Anybody who buys the book is a waste of protein

11-05-06, 03:34 PM	#3
BabyJ Guest Posts: n/a	she's a waste of protein, and a waste of space! How can anyone be so thick and have so much money!!?!? She makes CHAVS look intelligent!! I wish I had her money tho!!

11-05-06, 03:40 PM	#4
Anonymous Guest Posts: n/a	She's a stupid old cow, wish she'd just drop dead - do the world a favour! How can someone so blatently thick have so much money and attention!? Shows the state of this country really doesnt it if someone like that is so "famous" or was that infamous? Yes its Infamous. Fame lasts 15 mins, INFAMEY last a lifetime.

11-05-06, 04:27 PM	#6
BILLY Guest Posts: n/a	Just think Big Brother starts tomorrow and it will probably produce another Jade . Time to go out on long rides every night for the next 3 months after work

11-05-06, 04:38 PM	#7
haggis Guest Posts: n/a	Did anyone see her on the TV quiz Eggheads earlier in the week. There was another four girls pretty much as dim as she is. They've opened a beauty salon together. ...it's called Uglies. And no, they didn't beat the experts!

11-05-06, 07:54 PM	#10
Viney Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the shadows to the left Posts: 7,700	Shes just misunderstood thats be made famous by the media. Good luck to her. She loves her kids, works, and has a book out. Ok, she might not be the brightest star in the sky, but who cares huh. Leave the girl alone.