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Old 16-06-06, 01:02 PM   #1
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Police found an icecream man dead in his van last night, he was covered in 100's n 1000's, crushed nuts and chocolate sauce.
A police spokes person said he'd topped himself.



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Old 16-06-06, 01:03 PM   #2
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What's green and smells of bacon???????





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Old 16-06-06, 01:17 PM   #3
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Oi! I used to be an ice cream man so can you image how many times ive heard that one?
At least the cereal one was a bit more original. Only a bit tho mind.
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