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16-06-06, 02:10 PM
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Two Women Arriving In Heaven
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died: 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible. 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What aboutyou? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But nstead, found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer! -- we'd both still be alive. |
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16-06-06, 02:13 PM
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Jeeeeeeesus...............
 
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16-06-06, 03:06 PM
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small woman.... or big freezer?
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17-06-06, 04:34 PM
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 Very good tho!
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17-06-06, 05:19 PM
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17-06-06, 05:22 PM
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Spidey have you seen the size of American firdges and freezers? Those folks need a whole lot of feeding mate! :P
Why do I suggest American? The use of the words "quit" and "Den".  Was a Private **** once u know? 
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