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Old 09-10-06, 12:37 PM   #1
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Default A clean joke involving sheep

The horse said to his mate the sheepdog - "so, what have you been doing today?"

The sheepdog replied "Oh you know, usual stuff, moving sheep from one place to another".


The horse said "How many sheep have we got?"

"140" replied the dog.

"Are you sure?" asked the horse, "I thought we had 138"....


















The dog replied "I should know - I round 'em up!"

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Old 09-10-06, 01:48 PM   #2
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dear lord!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-10-06, 01:50 PM   #3
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Earth calling Cpt. Cuffy!
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Old 09-10-06, 02:22 PM   #4
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*groan*
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Old 09-10-06, 04:18 PM   #6
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North Korea chose the wrong place to test that Nuke!!!!
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Old 09-10-06, 05:42 PM   #7
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Double GROAN
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Old 09-10-06, 05:56 PM   #8
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Oh.MY.DEAR.GOD Thats just awful. Bring back Cuffy, all is forgiven man.
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Old 09-10-06, 06:52 PM   #9
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I don't get it. How is it funny?
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Old 09-10-06, 06:53 PM   #10
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I don't get it. How is it funny?
It isn't!
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