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Old 13-07-07, 01:35 PM   #1
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Default WTF: I fancy a builder!

My mum will be *so* proud.

But fear not it's a blonde lasso. Not a man. Phew.

Walked past her today & one of my friends was asking if we had a "thing". I asked what & he said she kept looking over at me.

Now i've been trying to find the way to say, "Hi" for about 3 weeks - it's quite hard when she's with all her builder mates...but as she may not be entirely hostile to the idea of me saying , "Hi" I figure I've nothing to lose.
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Old 13-07-07, 01:38 PM   #2
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dominatrix? a female builder? i hope we don't read about you on the news

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other than that go on just say it see what happens

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Old 13-07-07, 01:38 PM   #3
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awwwwwwwwwwwwww bleeeeeeeeeessssssssssss ... go and ask her out you big girls blouse
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Old 13-07-07, 01:42 PM   #4
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Just don't give her a wolf whistle - she's probably had that opener before.
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Old 13-07-07, 01:46 PM   #5
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"this thread is useless without pics lol"

What Anna said
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Old 13-07-07, 01:46 PM   #6
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oh thats so funny!!

"she keeps looking at you..." ... "is she looking now?" ... "shall i ask her out for you?"...

etc etc

dr keithd prescribes one pair of testicles for kinvig...i'll write it out now
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Old 13-07-07, 01:47 PM   #7
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I met a blonde trainee plumber while on a course in chessington last week...she was a lot taller than me so rather intimidating at first.
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Old 13-07-07, 01:49 PM   #8
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oh thats so funny!!

"she keeps looking at you..." ... "is she looking now?" ... "shall i ask her out for you?"...

etc etc

dr keithd prescribes one pair of testicles for kinvig...i'll write it out now
Keith i backup your statement earlier you are possibly the funniest chap on here
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Old 13-07-07, 01:50 PM   #9
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I met a blonde trainee plumber while on a course in chessington last week...she was a lot taller than me so rather intimidating at first.
Is that it?
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Old 13-07-07, 01:56 PM   #10
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Ask her if she wants to come round to your topping out ceremony.
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