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Old 12-10-07, 03:01 AM   #1
Quiff Wichard
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Default me and Eddie Izzard

just got back from doing a casino in watford-

all went well

until the end and drinks with the clients.

a lovely lady (who was slightly drunk)

came up to me

and said..

"hi- thanks for the roulette - you are funny "

"in fact you are quite cute "


.........( me smiles and thinks yeaa- I am sooo good )



she says

"to be honest you remind me of Eddie Izzard"


I think - Ace - hes an Ok guy not too ugly-- and really funny- not a bad compliment..





she says





"yea - that's it- thats who you remind me of a FAT Eddie Izzard "





- me crestfallen- packs up and goes home.
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Old 12-10-07, 04:18 AM   #2
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PMSL

Sorry I shouldnt laugh, I feel for you my friend.

My very first day in the RAF I walk in and one of the Corporal says, F**K me its Sideshow Bob, and that sort of nickname sticks with you for life.

Anyway did you win much???
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Old 12-10-07, 08:14 AM   #3
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"yea - that's it- thats who you remind me of a FAT Eddie Izzard "
Ahhh, no way!!


















Surely she meant an OLD Eddie Izzard??
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Old 12-10-07, 08:22 AM   #4
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Perhaps you misheard her Quiff...she might of said "A FIT Eddie Izzard"

or "A Fat Eddie Little".....i'm not helping am i
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Old 12-10-07, 08:41 AM   #5
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maybe she meant a gay Eddie Izzard??


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Old 12-10-07, 10:18 AM   #6
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Le singe est dans l'arbre
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Old 12-10-07, 10:31 AM   #7
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Do you mean transvestite Eddie Izzard by any chance ?
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Old 12-10-07, 10:57 AM   #8
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Edie Izzard.
Did he used to drive for Ferrari?
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Old 12-10-07, 11:03 AM   #9
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She thinks you look like a fat tranny?
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Old 12-10-07, 11:05 AM   #10
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PMSL Thats funny
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