Inside the Actors Studio

I imagine everyone [edit- apart from Hovis] is familiar with 'Inside the actors studio'; a program presented by James Lipton originally designed as a training tool for budding actors. Here are the questions :


1. What is your favorite word?

2. What is your least favorite word?

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

4. What turns you off?

5. What is your favorite curse word? [might need to be careful here ]

6. What sound or noise do you love?

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

9. What profession would you not like to do?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

I imagine everyone is familiar with 'Inside the actors studio'; ?

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

I imagine everyone is familiar with 'Inside the actors studio'; (Never heard of it !)! program presented by James Lipton originally designed as a training tool for budding actors. Here are the questions :


1. What is your favorite word?

Quim

2. What is your least favorite word?

Anus

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Music. Not at all spiritual. Emotionally? Puppies and sad films.

4. What turns you off?

Finding a hair in your food

5. What is your favorite curse word? [might need to be careful here ]

You F.C.U.K !

6. What sound or noise do you love?

Silly question on a motorbike forum, specifically a v-twin forum

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

Dentist Drill

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Fighter Pilot

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Bin man / Abatoir worker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Haha - and you thought i was a male with a white beard and lived on a cloud! (As an Angelina Jolie-esque apparition steps out from behind a shining light with full PVC catsuit on..

As above..

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

I imagine everyone [edit- apart from Hovis, and Matt] is familiar with 'Inside the actors studio'; a program presented by James Lipton originally designed as a training tool for budding actors. Here are the questions :


1. What is your favorite word?
Moist

2. What is your least favorite word?
No

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Switch on the back of my neck

4. What turns you off?
Same switch, other direction

5. What is your favorite curse word? [might need to be careful here ]
Bugg3ry boll0cks - as in "what the bugg3ry boll0cks are you doing?"

6. What sound or noise do you love?
The creak of pub doors opening

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Last orders bell

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
G-String inspector at Daytona Beach

9. What profession would you not like to do?
G-String inspector at Muscle Beach

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You can have another go if you like

So am I an actor now?

1.What is your favorite word?
Mondegreen – a word or phrase that results as a mishearing or misinterpretation of a word or phrase

2. What is your least favorite word?
Faith – ‘Belief that is not based on proof’ - I believe this is functioning rather than living. To not actively engage your mind on the information being passed through it would be like eating without tasting. Interpreting the detail; finding nuances in everything you encounter; querying why what and how is what immerses the mind in a journey of discovery and absolute felicity.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Understanding; and the learning, interpretation and absorbed thought that involves it.

4. What turns you off?
Greed –; To aspire to be greater than others rather than to aspire to be great; the sole cause of everything that is wrong with the world.

5. What is your favorite curse word? [might need to be careful here ]
Bugger – as a word, not the action It just sounds funny

6. What sound or noise do you love?
The wind – it serves as a great reminder of what a little part we have to play in a huge world.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Alarms – it’s an alarm to remind us that we’re living against everything that feels natural.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Adventurer – Both mentally and physically. There’s not a moment my brain doesn’t want to get up and go.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Banking – Creating debt on an exponential scale whilst redistributing the remaining wealth in one direction. Nice.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I told you so

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

I imagine everyone [edit- apart from Hovis] is familiar with 'Inside the actors studio'; a program presented by James Lipton originally designed as a training tool for budding actors. Here are the questions :


1. What is your favorite word?
??? Have to think about that one!
2. What is your least favorite word?
C*n!
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
i like seeing a father spending time with his child
4. What turns you off?
Chavs!!!
5. What is your favorite curse word? [might need to be careful here ]
Bo!lo*ks
6. What sound or noise do you love?
a good engine
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Black board and nails!
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Presenter
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Gardener
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

that my friends and family are safe and they wont forget me

My answers ...

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

I imagine everyone [edit- apart from Hovis, and Pedro!] is familiar with 'Inside the actors studio'; a program presented by James Lipton originally designed as a training tool for budding actors. Here are the questions :


1. What is your favorite word?
discombobulate
2. What is your least favorite word?
paedophile
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
many things ... good book, comedy sketch, sad movie, funny movie, soulful music sung with meaning
4. What turns you off?
cadavers
5. What is your favorite curse word? [might need to be careful here ]
Bo||ocks
6. What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of waves breaking on a shore
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Bone crunching
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Stuntman
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Lavatory attendant
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Either ...
You're kids are really proud of you and will miss you ...

OR ...

Congratulations! You've been selected to spend eternity re-populating heaven with cherubs - you may "utilise" any woman you wish for this purpose and don't worry - they will enjoy it - I've seen to that

Who in the what now?...

Originally Posted by gettin2dizzy

I imagine everyone [edit- apart from Hovis and me...] is familiar with 'Inside the actors studio'; a program presented by James Lipton originally designed as a training tool for budding actors. Here are the questions :


1. What is your favorite word?
Bananahammock

2. What is your least favorite word?
Rape

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Music and booze.

4. What turns you off?
Bigotry

5. What is your favorite curse word? [might need to be careful here ]
F*$!knuckle

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Boing

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Freezer scraping

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Astronaut

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Maid

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Eat and drink whatever and as much as you want, you won't gain weight or get hangovers

Originally Posted by rubberduckofdeath

I think you guys have missed a trick:

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

a: "There are no speed limits and that Brunstrom t**t is in hell, where he'll stay for all eternity."

or.


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