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Old 05-12-07, 11:02 AM   #1
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Default Just kicked a taxi

So there I am walking the dogs along the pavement past a large house with very high walls. when out shoots a taxi from the drive at about 20 miles an hour attempting to join the A6 without stopping at the end of the drive to check if the pavement he is about to cross is clear.

He caught the leading German Shepard as she was about 2 ft in front of me. A glancing blow with his front wing no damage to her but enough to frighten her.

As he made no attempt to stop I kicked his door. He tries to get angry and get out, but two GSDs snarling. (They have a thing about non white faces) convince him that he is doing nothing towards me.

He has just driven off shouting that he is calling the police. I can't wait
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Old 05-12-07, 11:04 AM   #2
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He tries to get angry and get out, but two GSDs snarling. (They have a thing about non white faces)
you have racist dogs

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Old 05-12-07, 11:09 AM   #3
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bwahahahaha.
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Old 05-12-07, 11:09 AM   #4
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So there I am walking the dogs along the pavement past a large house with very high walls. when out shoots a taxi from the drive at about 20 miles an hour attempting to join the A6 without stopping at the end of the drive to check if the pavement he is about to cross is clear.

He caught the leading German Shepard as she was about 2 ft in front of me. A glancing blow with his front wing no damage to her but enough to frighten her.

As he made no attempt to stop I kicked his door. He tries to get angry and get out, but two GSDs snarling. (They have a thing about non white faces) convince him that he is doing nothing towards me.

He has just driven off shouting that he is calling the police. I can't wait
My God!! I'm glad you kicked his taxi, I hope you did it some serious damage! Did you get his reg? I'd sue the b*gger for compo for your bruised foot!
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Old 05-12-07, 11:11 AM   #5
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you have racist dogs



Antigua is full of racist dogs. When i lived out there, the dogs would go crazy if a black person approached the house or walked passed in the street but never to a white person.
(sorry if the term Black is not PC, i dont know what is these days)
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Old 05-12-07, 11:11 AM   #6
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So there I am walking the dogs along the pavement past a large house with very high walls. when out shoots a taxi from the drive at about 20 miles an hour attempting to join the A6 without stopping at the end of the drive to check if the pavement he is about to cross is clear.

He caught the leading German Shepard as she was about 2 ft in front of me. A glancing blow with his front wing no damage to her but enough to frighten her.

As he made no attempt to stop I kicked his door. He tries to get angry and get out, but two GSDs snarling. (They have a thing about non white faces) convince him that he is doing nothing towards me.

He has just driven off shouting that he is calling the police. I can't wait

what a complete idiot, hope he does call the police and drop himself in it
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Old 05-12-07, 11:15 AM   #7
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oh well and how are they going to find you??
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Old 05-12-07, 11:18 AM   #8
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oh well and how are they going to find you??
the foot print off the door?!!
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Old 05-12-07, 11:20 AM   #9
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Good for you!! I would have done the same. Lupo and I have nearly been run over before, we were waiting outside the chinese take away and the guy that does the deliveries parked his car on the pavement, if i hadn't have moved out the way seconds before i would have a flat dog. He was laying on his back getting belly rubs at the time.
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Old 05-12-07, 11:21 AM   #10
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you have racist dogs

I've heard that Rhodesian Ridgebacks were bred for just that.
It's definitely true; a man in a pub said so.
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