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Dear All
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Great Britain great; not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Other wishes are available. Jester666 ![]() Last edited by Jester666; 24-12-07 at 09:12 AM. |
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Yup that should cover it. Except those who get offended for not being wished a merry christmas in the traditional british religous way.
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Happy Christmas!! ![]() Last edited by Jester666; 24-12-07 at 09:46 AM. |
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Thank you for your non offensive greeting.
You might be interested to know that my new to me SV cost 1666 Euro-- Aaagh the beast has returned. And no! I will not be calling her Damien Tom |
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Cool Avatar Tom!
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PC Greeting
Merry Christmas Counstable Non pc Greeting Merry Christmas mate. TAXI!! |
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