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That is all....!
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Is it your employer you dont enjoy working for? or the career in general?
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Stormtroopers don't get much in the way of benefits packages I guess...You guys are expendable too, maybe find a company with better levels of care for its employees?
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What do you do?
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Join the Rebel Alliance... Their perks include... Um.. Crappier ships compared to the Empire... um... oh.
Ooh! I know... At least you can rest easy in the fact that dead jedi masters are looking out for some other speshul guy who's crawling with mini-chlorines or... something... ![]() |
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I'm one of 2 developers for an advertising & recruitment/new media company.
he team leaders know how busy/pressured we are (they should do as they've given us all the work) but when a client rings up with an issue, instead of dealing with the client they come back to us to heap more work on. And when we say that it's impossible instead of taknig that answer they ask the same question over & over. more work & more pressure. Roll on April! |
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Is that software developer??
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When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department of Johnson & Johnson.' |
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