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Old 18-02-08, 08:30 PM   #1
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so own up, who's down one to a mate

my friend met up with a bird i know in a bar on Saturday so i introduced them, anyway to cut a storey short, today i was with some one he didn't know so i told him this was her BF and he was annoyed that he was making moves on his bird, the look of horror on his face was priceless, but i ended up telling him the truth as i couldn't stop laughing

so who else has done it, I've had i done to me loads of times so its payback really.
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Old 18-02-08, 09:12 PM   #2
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you evil sod!!
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Old 19-02-08, 01:36 AM   #3
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I live in the most military halls at uni, and played a prank on my mate a few doors down. we had emails a few days ago informing us about room inspections. so when he went into uni and left his door unlocked, I went in to his room (which was a tip!!) and cleaned it, and put all of his washing a stuff that was all over the room into my room. i then got my letter of aceptance to the uni, scanned the letter head off it and wrote a nice letter to him explaining why his stuff had been confiscated and the £50 that he had been charged for the privilege.

It also said that his stuff was at reception and had to be collected that day. So he cames back from uni, goes mad, and storms off to reception to demand his stuff back, which the people at reception have no idea is gone! priceless!! especially as he has a letter from them! lol
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Old 19-02-08, 07:43 AM   #4
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I live in the most military halls at uni, and played a prank on my mate a few doors down. we had emails a few days ago informing us about room inspections. so when he went into uni and left his door unlocked, I went in to his room (which was a tip!!) and cleaned it, and put all of his washing a stuff that was all over the room into my room. i then got my letter of aceptance to the uni, scanned the letter head off it and wrote a nice letter to him explaining why his stuff had been confiscated and the £50 that he had been charged for the privilege.
That reminds me of one that we did at Uni. There was a buy on our course who always turned up late and missed a lot of lectures. So we copied the letter head and sent him a letter saying that he was being chucked off the course. When he got it, he went running to the head of year, who had a good laugh about it, as did our other lecturers. I think that they guy didn't pass his first year exams and got chucked off the course anyway.
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Old 19-02-08, 08:24 AM   #5
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Jeremet Beadle will be rolling in his grave - hopefully with laughter
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Old 19-02-08, 08:44 AM   #6
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In halls I removed my flatmates door and hid it .... under his mattress- he looked everywhere else
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Old 19-02-08, 08:57 AM   #7
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I havent actually played many pranks on people but I've had plenty pulled on me. Standard stuff when your on placements i've had my steel toe cap shoes welded together, dead mice put in my pockets, swarfega (sp?) put in my gloves .. but at least i did avoid being stappled to the wall in my overalls.
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Old 19-02-08, 09:09 AM   #8
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My dad always sends new aprentices at his garage over the road to the hardware shop for left-handed scewdrivers etc.

I havn't played any pranks on anyone, in the hope that good karma will prevail and no-one will play a prank on me

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I havent actually played many pranks on people but I've had plenty pulled on me. Standard stuff when your on placements i've had my steel toe cap shoes welded together, dead mice put in my pockets, swarfega (sp?) put in my gloves .. but at least i did avoid being stappled to the wall in my overalls.
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We had the usual leaving school pranks, fish down the back of radiators, maggots chucked everywhere (usually over the girls ) etc. We played a classic trick on someone at uni last year, the 'cling-film-over-the-toilet-seat' one . There were some really good ones, wish I could remember that far back
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Used to send people out to get Verbal Reference Forms.....
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