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Old 26-02-08, 11:59 PM   #1
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Talking Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!

Jambo is a superstar!!

He came out late last night to rescue me from certain frustration and a long slow ride home.

I had the pleasure of a double puncture at some point on the way to work.

By the time I left to go home the rear tyre was flatter than an out of water flounder that had been run over by several artics and a steam roller!!

But being a star, Jambo, roused himself from certain boredom at came to my rescue!

Jambo, May your furry bits recieve many warm and moist blessings from a thousand willing virgins!
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Old 27-02-08, 12:03 AM   #2
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Default Re: Big hugs and sloppy stuff to Jambo!

Sorry I wasnt about when you called - I have a kit - we could have worked out how it works.

Still once again, Jambo to the rescue
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Old 27-02-08, 09:09 AM   #3
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Why thank you, but I think Jo might have something to say about that. Plus if they're virgins you have to train them up from scratch, seems like hard work...

Was quite impressive, never seen 2 punctures within 2 inches before...
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Old 27-02-08, 09:17 AM   #4
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Plus if they're virgins you have to train them up from scratch, seems like hard work...
Nah, you should all be on the same page


....and 2 punctures? I think we should exchange forum names now for sure Paul
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Old 27-02-08, 09:21 AM   #5
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Plus if they're virgins you have to train them up from scratch, seems like hard work...
I don't know!! I offer the warm and moist blessings of 1000 willing virgins and you get picky!!!

There is just no pleasing some people!!
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Old 27-02-08, 09:30 AM   #6
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Nah, you should all be on the same page


....and 2 punctures? I think we should exchange forum names now for sure Paul
"So I saw Paul Yesterday"
Which one
"Lucky"
Ah, got yah

Only now that won't work.... Please, I've only got a little head, you've already got the same first name, why make this hard?


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Old 27-02-08, 09:43 AM   #7
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Jambo to the rescue

The Cavalry will go out of business at this rate . . .
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Old 27-02-08, 09:44 AM   #8
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Paul, bring your puncture kits next time, I would have thought a man of your 'experience' would be ever ready for that.
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Old 27-02-08, 09:45 AM   #9
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Was quite impressive, never seen 2 punctures within 2 inches before...
You've never had a girlfriend, have you?
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Old 27-02-08, 10:05 AM   #10
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