Dating ads

Hi all,

I got given an experiment to do today which investigates human mate choice and sexual selection. I have to look at dating ads in newspapers, on t'internet etc. Here are a few tasters that made me chuckle:

"Princess, 35, fed up of princes, seeks frog."

"Refreshingly receptive, unconventional, unusual, passionate, strong but sensitive artist, 50s, seeks v. feminine, romantic, kind, gorgeous, sexy, stimulating lady to devote himself to." (not much then )

"Once in a while, a special person comes into your life, are you the one? I have many hidden treasures waiting to be discovered."

"Enlightened, wise, young 42, slim, fit, 5'10, love outdoors, arts, Hendrix, Picasso, Degas, Bach, Dali, Himalayas, pre-Raphaelite, wilderness, simplicity, seeks like-minded F, 20-45."

"Work-a-holic, late 50s, requires M to remind her of the meaning of work and life balance. Do you like a challenge?"

"A submissive, attractive M, 40s, seeks an assertive, elegant, mature lady who expects total dedication."

"Single, young-looking (???), attractive, genuine, honest, romantic, passionate M, 48, WLTM feminine lady for LTR."






So what would you come up with if you were 'advertising' yourself to attract the opposite/same sex? What would you potentially be looking for in a woman/man? No-one will be judged....much

p.s. this just be a bit of fun, not to be included in my investigation!

[Luckypants]

Ohhhh! Where did you see my ad? Which respondant are you?

[Jayneflakes]

Evil B*tch, seeks bad tempered B*stard, for recriminations, deafening silences and to remind why I lived with my Mother for so long!


Nurse Jayne (35, Raven Haired, ravishing Beauty) looking for patient (30 - 40) so I can take your temperature, check your pulse and administer the biggest enema known to woman kind! Must like the smell of bleach and enjoy that "clean" feeling!

Furry seeks similar for Yiffing...

I think what would be more interesting/fun would be for you to make one up for me!!

Go for it

p.s. Jayne, you are one scary lass!!

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by Blue_SV650S

p.s. Jayne, you are one scary lass!!

Thank you

Desperate 39 yo seeks willing partner to restore eysight and remove callouses from right hand!

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

Evil B*tch, seeks bad tempered B*stard, for recriminations, deafening silences and to remind why I lived with my Mother for so long!


Nurse Jayne (35, Raven Haired, ravishing Beauty) looking for patient (30 - 40) so I can take your temperature, check your pulse and administer the biggest enema known to woman kind! Must like the smell of bleach and enjoy that "clean" feeling!

Furry seeks similar for Yiffing...

Come on guys, get your thinking caps on!

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

Thank you

To be fair, it wasn't really a complement ... but I am glad you took it that way else I'd be worried I might wake up one day with a severed head on my doorstep or summin!!

Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris

Come on guys, get your thinking caps on!

I asked you to get yours on

[Jayneflakes]

Dirty Hells Angel (45) seeks skanky crack ho (50+), to hide Public Relations Executive Girlfriend from Parents!


Ex Royal Marine (37, Balding) seeks pretty blonde Punchbag (19 - 25), to help relive the better times...


Satanist seeks Alter, must be shaved. No Christians.

Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

Dirty Hells Angel (45) seeks skanky crack ho (50+), to hide Public Relations Executive Girlfriend from Parents!


Ex Royal Marine (37, Balding) seeks pretty blonde Punchbag (19 - 25), to help relive the better times...


Satanist seeks Alter, must be shaved. No Christians.

Wow, which one of those is Blue? or does he cover all three?