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Old 15-10-07, 08:51 AM   #1
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Cool My girlfriend thinks I'm mad

because... I want to quit my job, and buy a pirate ship and live on that. I'd dress like hook and rent cabins to people for holidays: like a cruise except on an old wooden ship with lots of rum. Perfect

Anyone fancy a holiday?
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Old 15-10-07, 08:54 AM   #2
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Where do I sign up!!?!

You're not mad, it's just a boy thing. She wouldn't understand.
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Old 15-10-07, 08:56 AM   #3
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Yaarrrrrrr!
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Old 15-10-07, 08:58 AM   #4
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I got a bit hammered the other night (on Navy rum of course) and drew up a business plan. Proabably not the most credible plan ever made.
1. Win lottery
2. Buy ship
3. (I drew a crude picture of a ship here)

I'm a bit stuck already....
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Old 15-10-07, 08:58 AM   #5
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When i was on holiday this year the tour operator was offering for 110Euro per person a half day on a pirate ship where you got to walk the plank and play various games whilst drinking copious amounts of alcohol.

They also said it was ALWAYS fully booked weeks in advance and you wouldnt get on it, 50 people per half day 7 days a week.

700 x 110euro = 77000 euros a week........

I say go for it
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Old 15-10-07, 08:58 AM   #6
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We'll shiver my timbers dizzy lad, sounds like a hooking great idea. Polly wants to join ya.
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Old 15-10-07, 09:01 AM   #7
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Just don't hire a cabin boy named Roger. And be very careful in your choice of Seamen.
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Old 15-10-07, 09:10 AM   #8
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When i was on holiday this year the tour operator was offering for 110Euro per person a half day on a pirate ship where you got to walk the plank and play various games whilst drinking copious amounts of alcohol.

They also said it was ALWAYS fully booked weeks in advance and you wouldnt get on it, 50 people per half day 7 days a week.

700 x 110euro = 77000 euros a week........

I say go for it
where was that?!
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Old 15-10-07, 09:12 AM   #9
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Do we get Arhhhhhhhhhh Ones?
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Old 15-10-07, 09:15 AM   #10
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Ibiza,

There was a similar one in lanzarote the year before for 90euro.

The full day on the big catamaran is much much better aslong as you go on the adult one so theres no kids. so relaxing.
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