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15-05-08, 10:50 PM
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Fun with chav
I was cycling home earlier .. this boy racer chav was burning up and down a stretch between two rounderbouts ... it was a 30 limit and he was prolly doing 80 odd just before hitting the brakes (admittedly no other cars about) ... I don't know what it was, but it was all blacked out and had a really cool sounding dump valve/turbo, fully lowered and had a fully body kit and neons etc .. CHAV!!!
 As I said I was on my pushbike and I felt pretty vulnerable that if he lost it or was p1ssed/high, I'd get taken out so ended up cycling on the grass verge ... I was impressed by the sound, but he was obviously a chav, so I ignored him/gave him no recognition ... Anyway ... he eventually pulled over to chat to his mates at the side of the road ...as I cycled past his door/window, I looked in, him looking all chavy and smug, I said "dude, I think you need to get some new rings in that or something, its smoking like an old fiesta, it can't be long for this world" It wasn't, not a puff in fact... but that is not the point ... I rubbed the smile off the little fecks face!! ... I cycled off before he could reply but I could tell his CHAV ego/car pride just too a big pounding!! 
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16-05-08, 07:06 AM
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Re: Fun with chav
Haha! Excellent mate, good wind up! Some chav in a Punto cut me up this morning - why do people put those transparent sticky out lights on their cars?
 They're just not cool!
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16-05-08, 08:28 AM
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Re: Fun with chav
hehehe
chances are, he probably dosnt know what you mean by rings 
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16-05-08, 08:53 AM
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Re: Fun with chav
Probably things your disin his gold man... You disin my gold...
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16-05-08, 08:58 AM
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yea, fo'shizzle', im down with the street language yo |
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16-05-08, 09:56 AM
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Re: Fun with chav
Innit ...
Must admit, I made sure I exited fast just in case!!  It was a bit like a knock-and-run to be honest!!
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16-05-08, 10:57 AM
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Innit true bro, don't want the man to come down hard on u... Word...
(do people still say word?) |
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16-05-08, 11:22 AM
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Re: Fun with chav
rarse gonna swing by wid ma tanty man and deliver some slick licks to you knee caps blud. brap ka pow .
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16-05-08, 11:45 AM
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