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22-06-08, 05:25 PM
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I got a letter from the government the other day...
I opened, and read it, and said they was suckers...
Ahem... Actually it said that regarding an incident in which I may or may not have punched someones mirror to pieces while filtering, they were taking no further action! WooHoo! I got away with it (if I did it in the first place) (Which I'm not saying I did or anything) (In fact I definitely didn't) (Didn't what?) (I can't remember) Ahem Sorry. WooHoo! |
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22-06-08, 05:29 PM
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Re: I got a letter from the government the other day...
lol lucky bugger
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22-06-08, 06:25 PM
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Re: I got a letter from the government the other day...
You lucky sod lol. But fair play......the driver must of done something well bad to make someone do the thing that you said that you didn't do.
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22-06-08, 06:37 PM
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Re: I got a letter from the government the other day...
See, this is why cyclists should have number plates.
Bet it was one of them that did... erm... what was it again? |
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22-06-08, 06:40 PM
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Re: I got a letter from the government the other day...
Yay! let's go smashing some mirrors in to celebrate!
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22-06-08, 08:41 PM
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Re: I got a letter from the government the other day...
carry a lance and then you can be "Sir Bearalot"
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23-06-08, 02:00 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the government the other day...
You're not a fugitive on the run then?
 Congratulations on getting away with this reprehensible and terrible criminal action which, of course, you did not do!
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23-06-08, 06:31 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the government the other day...
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23-06-08, 07:23 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the government the other day...
Bear, You blo*dy holligan!
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23-06-08, 09:22 AM
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Re: I got a letter from the government the other day...
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Hey watch it you... Some of us cyclists take great offence at the idea that we are all S**tbags! I for one never ride the wrong way up one way streets, jump traffic lights or ride dangerously and it is for this reason I have never been ran over in the twenty years I have had a push bike. Mind you I have put myself in hospital on more than one occasion after crashing my mountain bike while racing or jumping big things. You see, girls can ride hard too and get covered in mud which hospitals just love! Mind you nothing like a bed bath from a young blonde Nurse... Trust me. 
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