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Old 17-07-08, 01:09 PM   #1
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I had a 'freaky' thing happen to me at work.

I did an examination on a woman I was looking after and rather than feeling the smooth hard head I was expecting, my finger landed in the nippers mouth and it promptly suckled on it.

To say it made me jump is putting it lightly.
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Old 17-07-08, 01:11 PM   #2
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Could have been worse I guess, baby's first prostate exam?
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Old 17-07-08, 01:23 PM   #3
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hehe, reminds me a very crude joke i once heard
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Old 17-07-08, 01:24 PM   #4
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are you an undertaker?
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Old 17-07-08, 01:32 PM   #5
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are you an undertaker?
LOL. I certainly wouldn't suckle on my undertakers fingers.

Who knows where they've been.
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Old 17-07-08, 04:53 PM   #6
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so you a midwife then melody?
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Old 17-07-08, 04:55 PM   #7
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hehe, reminds me a very crude joke i once heard

heheheeee. theres a very good reason why i havent heard that one for a while....
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Old 17-07-08, 05:14 PM   #8
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so you a midwife then melody?

yes Mel is
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Old 17-07-08, 05:22 PM   #9
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hehe, reminds me a very crude joke i once heard
How to bring some depravity to such a beatiful thread
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Old 17-07-08, 05:45 PM   #10
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lol

That is funny. But I can't help wondering how the baby sucked your finger? Surely its in a placenta?

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