just had a thought about my funeral

When i riding today i thought ooo if anything happenned to me and I had to be laid to rest I would want a biker funeral. now me have no wife who knew you and knew my wishes and wudda been on here organising it all with you folks then you wont know will ya.. ,,


so.

if i pass.

you are all invited-please attend

thats the serious bit. . lots of folk know my number so cancall me mobile and find out (I wont be ansering of course)



however- as i am posting , and had a beer. this could be my I am still alive but lets have a wake for quiff. ..

all superlative euologies welcome. or ideas for my headstone. ..

I thank you.



headstone engraving such as




He came..
He left..
he came back .
he went for good.

[dizzyblonde]

Quiff i think you've had too much mucky beer.
Seriously.....Quiff...the tart with a big heart

Which pub for the wake? Don't pick the Man O'Clay on Bentilee - they just knocked it down. The lounge would have been great - it's ruined my plans anyway...

I wish to be heated up and burnt until I am nothing but ash... then placed in my exhaust and blown all over Portsmouth. Hopefully someone will choke or swallow a bit of me, that would be amussing.
So come to my funeral as I plan of a lot of swallowing to be going on, followed by some gaging.

He brought much laughter into the world.
RIP
Eddie Izzard







Personally I wish to be buried in my MG.

Burnt and scattered me, not sure where I wanna be scattered though!

Originally Posted by Grinch

I wish to be heated up and burnt until I am nothing but ash... then placed in my exhaust and blown all over Portsmouth. Hopefully someone will choke or swallow a bit of me, that would be amussing.
So come to my funeral as I plan of a lot of swallowing to be going on, followed by some gaging.

well I am half way there

I have been blown all over stoke on trent already xx

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by Quiff Wichard

well I am half way there

I have been blown all over stoke on trent already xx

my my you get about a bit don't you

He probably just had his bottom sets of ribs removed!!

For my funeral, I'm going to request the hearse must get a speeding ticket from a speed camera and claim I was the driver when they get the notice in the post.