Man-flu

You women just wouldn't understand.

I'm going back to bed

I hope you make it....

We get bird flu, how do you think we feel






















coat's on and am out the door

Edit: do hope you feel better soon though.

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Had it last week - just about pulled through - left me with a nasty phlegmy cough though

[Jayneflakes]

Some of us would.
Poor little Lozzo, do you need Aunty Jaynie to come round and mop your brow with a damp cloth, then tuck you into bed and read you a story?

Get yourself into a warm bed, take your flu meds, drink plenty of fluids (not beer) and get some rest. I hope that you are not a smoker, that can make things worse. My Carol was a smoker until two weeks ago when she caught a cold, that turned serious. Now she is a non smoker and can breath again with the Antibiotics working.

Get well soon Lozzo, hope you feel well very quickly...

See empathy from a woman...

Or would you prefer

"Just get on it with it you wimp, you don't know suffering until you have given birth to a big headed brat!"

Now the last person who said that up here - was seriously ill ended up in hospital and took many months recovering so be warned!

I feel your pain brother.

MAN FLU:
A rare strain of flu so powerful and so deadly it can only be matched by the Bubonic Plague and Aids. A incurable virus which has adapted to only effect the "XY" gene found in men. The virus attacks the immune system 10,000 times harder than the average flu virus, causing excruciating pain for the victim. Man Flu has no cure and prayers can save the forsaken life of the infected. The often deadly virus is mostly laughed at by women who sadly cannot contract "Man Flu"

[Jayneflakes]

Originally Posted by cuffy

The often deadly virus is mostly laughed at by women who sadly cannot contract "Man Flu"

Yes, I had read of this, but I wish to disagree with one point you have made. There is a Genetic disorder where by women are born with the too many sex chromosomes and these can be XXX or even XXY. Those who are born XXY can and do suffer with Man Flu, it is Natures cruel Joke...

I have a chest infection atm...

I used to know a girl who I think had far too many sex chromosones; I had to dump her because she wore me out