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A member of the .org has just this minute phoned me and blamed me for depositing a Live Pet Rabbit in his house and leaving it there...
![]() We (my family & I) had just been to a petting farm but Did NOT, REPEAT DID NOT, Bring any such form of amimal back with us, As we (my spouse and me) agree that 2 kids are enough to take care of in this day and age. Dan. I have no Idea of how that rabbit got into your house mate... ![]() Please, don't give it my daughter as an early Christmas prezzie either.
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LMFAO , where the heck did it come from then ?
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Bring out the holy hand grenade!!
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And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [...skip a bit, brother]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Cat brought it through the cat flap for lunch?
Or indeed it came through the cat flap itself?
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