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Old 08-11-08, 06:31 PM   #1
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Question Ladies Ring Finger

How do you measure a ring finger without her knowing, bear in mind she is a light sleeper, and how do you measure it?
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Old 08-11-08, 06:32 PM   #2
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does she already wear a ring on that finger? If she ever takes it off find out where she puts it and measure that?
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Old 08-11-08, 06:33 PM   #3
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Get one of her best mates to find out when they go shopping. That's what I did with my ex. Girls are always up for a bit of devious romance.
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Old 08-11-08, 06:35 PM   #4
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go to the jewellers and choose a ring and then pick a lady who looks the same size as your girlfriend and play at trying it on lots of ladies in the shop, they love trying wedding rings on, very romantic.
you'll probably get the wrong size but at least you would've enjoyed yourself.
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Old 08-11-08, 06:43 PM   #5
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A light dose of rohypnol?
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Old 08-11-08, 06:49 PM   #6
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get some of those measuring rings that jewellers use.....a good jewellers will send u a set of them (if they think ur buying from them)..get her rat arsed so she passes out...and see which one fits?

is this for the left hand?? good luck if it is!!

remember that some women have different size ring fingers on each hand, they are not nessesarily the same size
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Old 08-11-08, 06:51 PM   #7
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When she is asleep cut the finger off and when she wakes just be like "WTF happened there?!"

Good luck Dave
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Old 08-11-08, 06:59 PM   #8
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Default Re: Ladies Ring Finger

tell her you are getting some hand made gloves for her as its winter ... but you need to take all the sizes of each finger and palm/hand etc.etc ...

if she says i dont want them ... say but darling your poor wee hand in this weather.. and besides someone on the forum makes them and they are giving a really good discount...
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Old 08-11-08, 07:06 PM   #9
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Could you just not buy the ring and then get it altered afterwards?
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Old 08-11-08, 07:30 PM   #10
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bought my wife a replacement wedding band a few years back. gave her the money, she went to the jewellers by herself, she chose it and bought it.
and they say romance is dead.
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