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Old 05-03-09, 10:07 PM   #1
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Default Sneeze!!!!!

I need to sneeze really bad. But I can't
I'm full of the cold, my nose is blocked and very tickly, my eyes are watering
I need to sneeze! It's so annoying!!
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Old 05-03-09, 10:09 PM   #2
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was goin to say look at the sun but you will be lucky !! LOL
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Old 05-03-09, 10:11 PM   #3
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put your 1st finger on your nose, just below where the bone meets the cartilage

now firmly push your nose side to side a few times so the cartilage bit flicks left and right

never fails to bring on a sneeze waiting to come out for me...
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Old 05-03-09, 10:12 PM   #4
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was goin to say look at the sun but you will be lucky !! LOL
I keep trying to look at the lights but it doesn't work
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put your 1st finger on your nose, just below where the bone meets the cartilage

now firmly push your nose side to side a few times so the cartilage bit flicks left and right

never fails to bring on a sneeze waiting to come out for me...
nope
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Old 05-03-09, 10:14 PM   #5
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nope
must be doing it wrong then dude
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Old 05-03-09, 10:18 PM   #6
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Just cover your top lip in vapour rub, that'll clear your head
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Old 05-03-09, 10:29 PM   #7
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stand on one leg, hop, lick your nose, cross your eyes and put you hands above you head

do all that at once
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Old 05-03-09, 10:31 PM   #8
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stand on one leg, hop, lick your nose, cross your eyes and put you hands above you head

do all that at once
Been doing that all night
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Old 05-03-09, 10:32 PM   #9
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Been doing that all night
well thats me out of ideas

try it in reverse
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