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22-06-09, 12:42 PM
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What Does A Biker Look Like?
okay so what exactly does a biker look like ?
Yesterday I was chatting to one of my patients dads about going away on the bike... he said "you don`t look like a biker". This morning I answered the door to the postman bringing my avon skin so soft and a discussion ensued about going to Scotland... he said "you don`t look like a biker" I then went to the post office to get some euro`s, we started talking about holidays and my trip to Scotland and she said "you don`t look like a biker" I then went to the cobblers to see about having my leathers shortened.... he said "you don`t look like a biker" Finally and possibly the best I was on the phone chatting to a guy about breakdown cover for the bike and he said "you don`t sound like a biker"??????? Can somebody please tell me how I should look 
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22-06-09, 12:44 PM
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Re: What Does A Biker Look Like?
ZZ Top?
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22-06-09, 12:44 PM
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Re: What Does A Biker Look Like?
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Ah that`s where i`m going wrong.... I need to grow a beard 
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22-06-09, 12:45 PM
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Re: What Does A Biker Look Like?
Speak to Dave Preston about some leather clad chaps...
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22-06-09, 12:49 PM
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Re: What Does A Biker Look Like?
Perhaps if you wore your leather jacket over your uniform??? or perhaps just even the boots??!!
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22-06-09, 12:49 PM
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Re: What Does A Biker Look Like?
Get some tattoos on your face, no not like that silly "i fell asleep, honest" girl's ones but big rufty tufty ones and you're all set
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22-06-09, 01:16 PM
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Re: What Does A Biker Look Like?
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I`ve got some tattoos.. ok not on my face but have still got some 
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22-06-09, 01:22 PM
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Re: What Does A Biker Look Like?
lol i get that all the time
i think, think, thats its cos we're girls. and dont have arms the size of hams with celtic and skull tattoos everywhere (as thats what most men seem to think female bikers are like) and about 7 feet tall the best one i got was when i answered the door to the pizza delivery man in a school girl outfit (get in free to the club if your in uniform) and my bike is parked in the front garden and he asked, just as he was leaving - as a joke - "that your bike then" with this massive smug smile on his face and i was like "er, yeah actually" he almost fell over in shock, was very funny! or the time when i was out for dinner for my mates 21st and one of his friends started talking about bikes so i joined in. he looked at me in my LBD and curls and tiny handbag and said "you dont look like a biker!" i had to show him my licence to prove it! and he couldnt his head around how large my bike was, especially as i shrugged and said it was jsut a standard 600! |
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22-06-09, 01:23 PM
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Re: What Does A Biker Look Like?
do you really want to conform to a stereotype?
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22-06-09, 01:24 PM
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Re: What Does A Biker Look Like?
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Last edited by Bluewolf; 06-04-11 at 01:06 PM. |
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