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Old 16-04-08, 09:44 PM   #1
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Default Becks is only human

Saw this story in the Sun.

When a pretty lady stands in front of you with lovely legs etc you would have to be gay not to look. Becks is only human.

This lady is an improvement on Victoria and that woman who he supposedly had an affair with - Loos? I cant recall her full name. I recall she likes pigs quite a lot!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...am_470607a.jpg

Thanks The Sun
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Old 16-04-08, 09:55 PM   #2
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You wouldn't go hungry with those legs around!
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Old 16-04-08, 09:56 PM   #3
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That's a proper woman mate
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Old 16-04-08, 09:56 PM   #4
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Rather shag her than Victoria Beckham though
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Old 16-04-08, 10:21 PM   #5
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Ooof Lady!
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Old 16-04-08, 10:25 PM   #6
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He looks like a live painting
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Old 16-04-08, 11:10 PM   #7
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Nice to see a woman with some meat on her! Posh looks like she`d snap!
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Old 17-04-08, 07:33 AM   #8
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Mmmmmmmmmmm

*slap* *slap*

I'm married now

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Old 17-04-08, 07:40 AM   #9
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Old 17-04-08, 09:15 AM   #10
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Rather shag her than Victoria Beckham though
I'd rather stick my c*ck in a bucket of molten larvae than in Victoria Beckham....f***in twiglet.
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