Tonsillitis

I went out yesterday for Boxing Day festivities around 9 in the evening and told the Badgeress I wasn`t going to get hammered or anything . We met up with friends and my first pint tasted awful . The Badgeress tasted it and she said it was fine , I put it down to having just brushed my choppers with copious amounts of Colgate and swilled my yap with Plax . About 10 minutes later I have got a serious sweat on , my forehead is shiny and I`m even sweating behing my ears . We leave the pub and walk to another one and everyone complains about the cold , cold , COLD ? IT`s BLOODY TROPICAL . A few mates keep asking me if I am fine and I soldier on with a few more brews and even a pint of water . We see everybody off to Taxis and walk back to the Badgeresses flat . We have something to eat and go to bed ............

I wake up about 4 in the morning and I am absolutely shivering and covered in sweat . I make it to the Loo by following the walls with my hands and get back in bed , the Badgeress asks me what that clicking noise is and I manage to tell her it`s my teeth amongst spasms of shivering and dithering . My ears are killing me like I have snored a good `un and I am starting to suspect this is something more than being a bit cold and shivery . I wake up a little bit later and visit the bathroom again and seem to get lost in the flat , the Badgeress has had enough and comes to find me , I can`t even speak to her and she feels my forehead and bundles me back into bed unceremoniously . I have some recollection of her bringing me warm Ribena . She went out and got me some soluble paracetomol to gargle with and a nice tub of Ben and Jerries . I have never had this before but everytime I swallow it is like trying to swallow my own windpipe as it drags my ears down into my Larynx . I have also had some Tyrozets and Beechams every 4 hours or so with regular tepid brews and I am sweating like a Glass Blowers ar$e , I sound like I am on helium when I talk and the Dog looks at me strange when I tried to tell her to get in her bed . I`ve broken plenty of bones in my life and you know what ? I`d rather break a bone than have this , I do feel sorry for those of you that suffer from this on a regular basis .

mate your falling apart first the ****s and now this lol

I know , I was off work with a back injury as well this month . I am NEVER Ill but this month has been a right disaster . I am surrounded by the worlds scratchiest food right now as well .

lol im like that, dont get ill that much but when i do i get all the sh*t

PS im surounded by strongbow cans :P

I got loads of Ale , Spirits , Wine , Nibbles ... the works , not interested in any of it right now . Considering making a Hot Toddy right now .

lol, im actuly rely hungry and idk why, have another can of cider but i wont get up to morrow if i have itneed to finish fitting brakes back on bike and set up numark HDmix for party) but im tempted, and never had a hot toddy what they like?

Some Hot Toddys can be nice , at the moment everything tastes grim to be honest .

hmm i just eat toast and drink water when i feel like that

Good GOD man ..... Toast . I may as well smash a bottle on my kitchen work surface and eat the Glass shards .

haha the ruffage of toast helps with tonsillitis as the removes the infection well so i was told buy my gp this year when i was off for 2weeks (conjunctivitis then tonsillitis)