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Old 05-01-10, 11:41 PM   #1
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Default Why do all my friends find this funny.

You meet a wonderful ,inteligent,pretty lady at a party ,and one thing leads to another....
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In the morning you get up and fall over her guide dog.
please explain.
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Old 05-01-10, 11:43 PM   #2
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they are all laughing at the fact that you are trying to fool them into believing that any funny, intelligent woman would bother with you i'd say.
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Old 05-01-10, 11:46 PM   #3
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I thought it funny when she didnt object to the camera.
Seeing her again anyway
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Old 05-01-10, 11:48 PM   #4
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You use a camera? How quaint.


The rest of us sneak a phonecam shot and make sure we turn the sound off. You're so old skool you were there before they built the school.
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Old 05-01-10, 11:48 PM   #5
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Its worse when you have a great nights sex with her and keep quiet about her hairy back, wake up in the morning and see ther backs smooth and then notice the guide dog...




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Old 05-01-10, 11:48 PM   #6
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possibly that even the guide dog knows your not good enough for her hence it trying to knock you off
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Old 06-01-10, 12:49 AM   #7
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Old 06-01-10, 01:28 AM   #8
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haha because they probably think if she could see you she wouldent have ......
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Old 06-01-10, 05:29 AM   #9
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You meet a wonderful ,inteligent,pretty lady at a party ,and one thing leads to another....
But
In the morning you get up and fall over her guide dog.
please explain.



We'll need more information to explain.
Was there actually a wonderful, inteligent, pretty lady in the room when you woke up???? (or positive evidence thereof)
Or just the dog????
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Old 06-01-10, 06:30 AM   #10
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I thought it funny when she didnt object to the camera.
Seeing her again anyway
So where's the photo then?
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