Excitement in my own road!!!

[the_lone_wolf]

OOOh it's all happening here

Live on a quiet little cul-de-sac in the posh part of town, lived here fifteen years and never known a crime happen nearby..

Tonight we have a new record, one ambulance, one panda car, one paramedic car and three trafpol are parked three doors up - went and asked if it was anything I should know about or none of my business and they just said it was being taken care of "nothing to see here" kind of deal

How interesting, should make the local rag next week, anyone fancy having a guess?

[DarrenSV650S]

Originally Posted by the_lone_wolf

OOOh it's all happening here

Live on a quiet little cul-de-sac in the posh part of town, lived here fifteen years and never known a crime happen nearby..

Tonight we have a new record, one ambulance, one panda car, one paramedic car and three trafpol are parked three doors up - went and asked if it was anything I should know about or none of my business and they just said it was being taken care of "nothing to see here" kind of deal

How interesting, should make the local rag next week, anyone fancy having a guess?

No

Nosey git. Mind yer business

Hit and run, then buggered off home to your cul-de-sac, pi55ed.

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by specialone

Hit and run, then buggered off home to your cul-de-sac, pi55ed.

Possibly, there's a family who are mostly spot on but one of the kids is a tw*t in the car, already written off four, one of which was into a tree on our own road, had the police round then...

Originally Posted by the_lone_wolf

Possibly, there's a family who are mostly spot on but one of the kids is a tw*t in the car, already written off four, one of which was into a tree on our own road, had the police round then...

Not bad for my first guess eh?

[Biker Biggles]

Originally Posted by specialone

Hit and run, then buggered off home to your cul-de-sac, pi55ed.

But why the ambulance?That should be at the scene of the hit and run not the ****ed driver's house.
I reckon it's a faulty sat nav system that has sent all the emergency services to the same wrong location and they are now stuck there up a cul de sac blocked in by each other and the fire engine you hav'nt yet spotted.

[the_lone_wolf]

Originally Posted by Biker Biggles

But why the ambulance?That should be at the scene of the hit and run not the ****ed driver's house.
I reckon it's a faulty sat nav system that has sent all the emergency services to the same wrong location and they are now stuck there up a cul de sac blocked in by each other and the fire engine you hav'nt yet spotted.

LOL

Nah, cud-de-sac forms a roundabout at the end, ambulance, paramedic and one trafpol up there, other trafpol and panda "hiding" at the end of the cud-de-sac in a side road

Originally Posted by Biker Biggles

But why the ambulance?That should be at the scene of the hit and run not the ****ed driver's house.
I reckon it's a faulty sat nav system that has sent all the emergency services to the same wrong location and they are now stuck there up a cul de sac blocked in by each other and the fire engine you hav'nt yet spotted.

Hadnt really thought of the ambulance tbh, but.. seeing as you asked, could have been injured in the initial impact, they seen he was injured when they came round to investigate and so ordered said ambulance

[the_lone_wolf]

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[punyXpress]

Reckon they were looking for you, tlw.
That was a smart move of yours swapping house numbers.