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Old 12-02-10, 09:44 AM   #1
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Do you want to get married in Vegas with Elvis doing the honours, or in the UK with some tweed jacketted old spinster or a vicar smelling of p1ss and mints reading the vows?

Let me know please cos I need to start saving up
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Old 12-02-10, 09:47 AM   #2
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The cool thing about this is...He isn't joking. Really.
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Old 12-02-10, 09:48 AM   #3
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What, about marrying the vicar that smells of wee??
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Old 12-02-10, 09:48 AM   #4
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dont you need to have a hugh row and split up in public before you jet off.
you know its the done thing at the moment.
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Old 12-02-10, 10:09 AM   #5
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dont you need to have a hugh row and split up in public before you jet off.
you know its the done thing at the moment.
Who's Hugh
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Old 12-02-10, 10:14 AM   #6
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Who's Hugh
he's the odd old bloke that lives in a rather large house and surrounds himself with (dum) blondes.
Not our Shell of course
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Old 12-02-10, 11:02 AM   #7
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Wouldn't Elvis smell even worse by now ?
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Elvis isn't dead cos I heard him on the radio
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I saw ben hur on dvd......Is he still alive then? coolio
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Old 12-02-10, 12:14 PM   #10
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Do you want to get married in Vegas with Elvis doing the honours, or in the UK with some tweed jacketted old spinster or a vicar smelling of p1ss and mints reading the vows?

Let me know please cos I need to start saving up
Oh gosh what a choice ... Elvis please Lozzo !


(I secretly know Elvis is dead so this wedding will never happen ha ha ha but shhhh don't tell Lozzo)

Starting to get worried now ya not letting this drop Loz
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