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Old 16-03-10, 11:33 AM   #1
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Default Oooops, I just parped in the office...<snigger>

Sorry, I just had to share this. I just let one slip in the office but it was far louder than I expected it to be.

I'm sitting here chuckling to myself.
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Old 16-03-10, 11:38 AM   #2
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All ex forces in the office around here. There is a permanant green cloud above our desks. All the BT Regulars look at us in total disgust.
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Old 16-03-10, 11:38 AM   #3
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There an old chap at my work that does that... just lets it all out.

The rest of us sit here sucking them back up and blaming the gurgling rumble noise as a hungry stomach... no one will ever admit to it but everyone knows what it really is
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Old 16-03-10, 11:42 AM   #4
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...... and they always smell worse when they are someone else's
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Old 16-03-10, 11:52 AM   #5
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Best one when you can give em the creeping death.
Walk from one end of office to other without being noticed then sit back at desk, as if nothing has happened, then watch their faces change slowly to horror!

hehehehe they is all surrounded
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Old 16-03-10, 12:01 PM   #6
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Best one when you can give em the creeping death.
Walk from one end of office to other without being noticed then sit back at desk, as if nothing has happened, then watch their faces change slowly to horror!

hehehehe they is all surrounded
I know that as carpet bombing!
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Old 16-03-10, 12:08 PM   #7
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The best to place to fart it on a packed tube train 30 seconds before you get off...

Watch the horror on the face of those people packed in
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Old 16-03-10, 12:32 PM   #8
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Everybody just lets it all out here.

Windows stay open.
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Old 16-03-10, 03:00 PM   #9
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Sorry, I just had to share this. I just let one slip in the office but it was far louder than I expected it to be.

I'm sitting here chuckling to myself.
did anyone turn and look at you?

i think most of the customers who've been in the shop today have walked out in a daze, i've been letting off some real nasty ones!
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Old 16-03-10, 03:22 PM   #10
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did anyone turn and look at you?

i think most of the customers who've been in the shop today have walked out in a daze, i've been letting off some real nasty ones!
I didnt even flinch.....just carried on working
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