Most embarrasing stuff done while drunk

Love it! Some guy in the states was caught trying to resuscitate an item of roadkill:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8591303.stm

But I know the org is a haven for reprobates, so what's the most embarrassing thing you've done while under the influence?

haha made my morrning =]

[dirtydog]

Ha ha excellent.

When I used to run a chippy I got very drunk at our Xmas do and mooned at all 3 of the company directors

>>THIS<< from about 4 years ago

[Bluepete]

I once got off the train after a night out, desperate for a poo.

Obviously, the facilities at the small, rural station were shut, so I crouched at the back of the car-park,, dis-robed and squatted down to, well, I don't need to spell it out do I?

It was just at that moment two cars pulled into the car-park to collect loved one's.
Both stopped side by side pointing directly at my bum-cheeks with me like a frightened rabbit in the headlights of life, wishing for a hole in the floor to fall into.

You meet people in the oddest places don't you?

Pete

i really dont think anyones going to beat that...

Haha unlucky mate!

Mine is pulling a woman of older age on the Run of the Stuartyboy with the SV Ecosse guys...
They still won't let me forget that!

Or taking 'the tellytubby' back to the bunkhouse and spending the night in Gerboxs bed with said bird...
While the guys were taking the **** and taking photos....

I went to a beerkeller bar thingy a couple of years ago, if you dont know these its where you all sit facing the front on big long wooden tables and they make you bang the table and get up and down etc to the german music.
Anyway on a mezzanine floor above the room was a display of dummies wearing lederhousen etc, me and a mate decided we'd try and climb up and put said gear on for everyones amusement.
Fair to say, we got stopped by the doormen before we could get up there but instead we jumped off the tables in time to ' its raining men'.
My wife still gives me stick about it now.

[Biker Biggles]

In a Far Eastern country I did wake up in my bed with a large bump on my head,a few other assorted injuries and about £200 light of what I should have had.Fortunately I had been too drunk to remember what actually happened.

[Biker Biggles]

And another one,also in an Eastern country.Me and a mate were out on a drunken spree and we hired a pedal rickshaw,just like the ones you now see in Soho,but confined to third world countries then.We encouraged the driver to go faster and faster until we went down a hill and failed to negotiate the right hander at the bottom.We got on the grass and ended upside down in a substantial ditch.
Didnt take long to notice the ditch was actually the towns main sewer.We started out getting sh1tfaced and finished that way too.