ha what a night I just had

well. I am away on a project down south wales ..

in hotel.. boring

so went to a pub.. looked ok outside..

went in and Karaoke was on

nice pint of lager and me sat down..


lovely girl singing a song beautiful.. enjoying myself.. quiet in a corner- well, it better than the hotel room.. sat texting mand enjoying my pint and karaoke..

looked around.. lots of men about .. oh hold on.. lots of men about but a lotof them look like women .. butch women.. looked deeper.. and holding hands lady n lady holding hands men n men.. hmmmm

( no problem. I am not homophobic at all ? just setting the scene.. only hetro couple were next to me ...

well a lady gets up who had been wavign her arms around quite "hysterically" which i thought odd ... and starts to sing.. what a racket.. lady of said couple next to me laughs really audibly .. I laughed inside cos this lady was dire but something stopped me doin it out loud..

good job as in that split second I realised the lady singing was deaf.. (not funny at all as she is entitled to sing at karaoke and she was enjoying herself) .. point being the lady laughing made a couple of females opposite her stare at her- she then realised the lady was deaf and apologiser but they wouldnt let it lie and defended the deaf lady who was it was now apparent- a regular.. so.. her hubby/partner gave some verbal back.. and BOOM a bloke in a pink t shirt came over waving a man bag thing and swinging his arms like the man off the pineapple dance studio and the whole pub went up.. ha.. me int he corner just watching..

well landlady calmed it down .. normal service was resumed and the karaoke compere made a short speech of apology for misunderstandings ..

and then announced..

"and next up to sing Johnny cash is a beautiful young lady who sings every week.. please put your hands together for .....

lasagne "


I kid you not. !


I dam nearly spat me drink out,..


I sat through her murdering the song and left


now in bed in hotel and keep giggling..
thank god I goin home tommorow..



no offence to any one of any sexual persuasion or deafness it is just what happenned and the events are the funny part not the peoples preferences..



cant wait til I back next week.!!

quiff wichard news at ten - premier inn - caerphilly , south wales

LMAO, you couldn't make that up mate!

Whats this place called sounds like a larf wouldn't mind paying it a visit

Is the place available form AR10?

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by BanditPat

Whats this place called sounds like a larf wouldn't mind paying it a visit

WALES!!

could be anywhere TBH, always good to be a 'stranger in some parts' occasionally

A deaf lesbian eh!
Do you think she could hear her partner coming


I'm here all week...i spank you.

You said you were in Wales. From that point on, nothing surprised me.

Oh Dizz - wonder if that was the pub round from where we were??

Originally Posted by Quiff Wichard

"and next up to sing Johnny cash is a beautiful young lady who sings every week.. please put your hands together for .....

lasagne "

Is she named that because of what her ("ladygarden" -Ed.) looks like?

[CheGuevara]

Sounds like a scene from a David Lynch film.