time to get banned from the org (proper rant)

i tell you what ive had enough of this ****, every selfish **** in the world seems to think i owe them a good turn ,and i am ****ing sick to death of it, preston is ****, england is crap, im im 2 seconds away from just walking out of the house (whoever can do the **** what they want with it) putting a few thing in a bag ,jumping on the bike never to be heard or seen of again,

seriously what the **** is wrong with this place, does every ****ing **** in the world gravitate towards here and then posistion themselves to interfere with my life just for ****s and giggles, i really am seraching for a reason to stay and tbh i cant think of 1, im sure if i went missing the wife would go with me but as for my job ,

which tbh im detesting going back to (and all those going be thankful you got 1 **** off do mine for a month and youd kill some *****) after being hit on the bike by every ****ing muppet who gets given a *******ing car licence, to then as a pedestrian get run over by a drunking rich bitch who does some tits and tears show and drives away from court in her ****ing merc, even after ****ing my leg up for life,

seriously whats the ****ing point, work your **** off ,go to 50 other ****hole countrys to get blown up and shot at just to come "home" with a thanks now **** off,

now be under no disalusions now people cos i am not ,every other country in the world would probably be equilly a ****, i dont think a change of seanery will make a bit of differance ,cos the world is a horrible place, full of *****s ****s and ****ers, im just thinking maybe these ****ers may give me a week or 2 before trying to **** me over like everyone here,

im off to spain in a few weeks and becoming a illegal imigrant is starting to look ****ing good, **** me they get looked after here, hopefully it may be the same there,

do this just to yourself, apart from friends and family what good things are here that actually matter, id say if youve got a list of 5 or more your having a ****ing giggle and lying to yourself, next again to yourself how may people you work with/ know/deal with and have to be curtious to would you honestly like to kick the **** out off,

cos im at the stage where im not going to restrain any more, im just going to start sparking dicks out, yes someone harder than me will fill me in but who cares at least they will know i think there a **** and back it up, im sick of being nice pussyfooting around people and genrally being a 2 faced ****er myself by not just going your a **** now **** off.

and now the best bit, the reality moment ,you ready, what can be done about it, that right people **** all, people will continue to be ****s, your job will contiue to be **** and at the end you will sit there going why the **** did i bother,

again stay seated people relax your typing fingers cos this is not a might as well be dead rant no no no this is a why the **** bother rant,

on a side note cos im just speeling what on my brain this second and that is i garentee that any 1 that comments about my spelling, makes a stupid joke at my expence, or replys in a way i think ****** i will hold it against you forever, you can add that to the certainties with death and taxes, note no ****ing smileys

now any smart person would have read throgh this and hit the delete button at this point mmmmmmmmm no, you dont like it stop reading and **** off to the whatever sad program is on telly thread, truth is i really dont give a flying **** anymore,

heres the kicker cos im sure 1 or 2 will have though this (if its not deleted instantly) **** me hes had a few too many, i ****ing wish, if i wasnt going out to abuse the bike tomorrow i would be destroying a bottle of reme martian now but hey ho 1 or other tomorrow its bike


final "statement" ifyou like, dont feel like you should respond to this, half ass it will be better tomorrow crap will prob just **** me off more (read above), feel free to call me a **** ,i'll respect you for having the balls to do it, but i will still want to smack your face in if i ever saw you, and now the why , why post all this **** on a public forum for ever muppet to read, simple, honesty, this is stage 1 of zero bull**** dave, this is what i think if you dont like it tell someone that cares, as well as why hasnt it been written a million time before, im not alone here, id say half or more that are reading this going well he does have a point, some if not all of what hes blabbering on about is what i think every now and again


as for tomorrow i will get up have my suspension sorted out and hit some roads to clear my head, it wont work but i will at least smile for a while till the mundain 2 faced world decides to start ****ing with me again
enjoy

[BanannaMan]

Don't be shy dave.
Go on and tell us how you really feel!

[ethariel]

Makes me wonder if someone managed to hack DP's account at long last LOL

Well if keyboard cat didn't cheer you up, for a moment at least, i'd consider a shotgun withdrawal from you local bank and a wee trip to Spain.

Which, co-incidentally, is my retirement plan...

Something on your mind dave?

[pookie]

calm down calm down

Well i'll be!
I'm not the only one that gets that way.
Find a punch bag Dave and lay into it.

Ste.

[timwilky]

Just go see fuddy, he will sort you out and then all will be well with the world and you can smile again.

Deep breaths, relax and if you find a way off the planet, send me a pm on how to do it.

[dizzyblonde]

EHH??
Lifes a bitch...give yerself a slap, then carry on.