I'm a TART

accordingy to some BMW driving woman

who clearly thought she owned all three lanes heading into Hyde this morning.. anticipated her moving across 2 lanes and managed to brake before she hit me - she dint even raise an eyebrow when i blasted the hooter at her... followed her the length of Hyde Road as she weaved from lane to lane (BMW's arent fitted with indicators apparently ) and when she eventually stopped at the lights on red i pulled up and politely said she should be more careful and be aware of others cos she nearly took me off my bike..

"well maybe you should be more careful" was her response.. mmh told her i was and thats why she didnt end up hitting me.. she garbled something and then as she wound up her window and shouted you are a TART!

really .. i woulda expected "idiot" or something even more derogatory but maybe i looked like an apple or rhubarb tart

I drive a bmw and my indicators work.. but then..

Im not a woman.. lol

ps, good defensive driving

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by SuZuKiBaBe

accordingy to some BMW driving woman

who clearly thought she owned all three lanes heading into Hyde this morning.. anticipated her moving across 2 lanes and managed to brake before she hit me - she dint even raise an eyebrow when i blasted the hooter at her... followed her the length of Hyde Road as she weaved from lane to lane (BMW's arent fitted with indicators apparently ) and when she eventually stopped at the lights on red i pulled up and politely said she should be more careful and be aware of others cos she nearly took me off my bike..

"well maybe you should be more careful" was her response.. mmh told her i was and thats why she didnt end up hitting me.. she garbled something and then as she wound up her window and shouted you are a TART!

really .. i woulda expected "idiot" or something even more derogatory but maybe i looked like an apple or rhubarb tart

Maybe it was Ma Boswell and she thought you were Lilo Lil...

[yorkie_chris]

I rather struggle to avoid doing something they regret when they retort like that when informed of their own idiocy.

Whipping their keys out of lock and chucking them is funniest I have seen.

[Shellywoozle]

BMW drivers have no indicators or MIRRORS .... but they always have a gobby driver

** head down waiting for an ar$e kicking **

(I have 2 lovely people inmy life that drive BMW's so I only kidding you BMW owners)

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Whipping their keys out of lock and chucking them is funniest I have seen.

I've done that, it gives an immense sense of satisfaction, especially when they are stranded in lane 3 at a major intersection of the A10 heading up to the M25 junction at rush hour.

[Bri w]

I once 'accidently' fell against the side window of a car that had a ranting motorist. Hurt my head like 'ell, and there was glass all over his lap. Seriously, I wouldn't recommend it it does hurt.

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

I've done that, it gives an immense sense of satisfaction, especially when they are stranded in lane 3 at a major intersection of the A10 heading up to the M25 junction at rush hour.

Class 'innit, and you just know that the next hundred people who go past are all going to look at driver and think "you c**t!"

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

BMW drivers have no indicators or MIRRORS .... but they always have a gobby driver

** head down waiting for an ar$e kicking **

(I have 2 lovely people inmy life that drive BMW's so I only kidding you BMW owners)

I will not rise to the bait....

yes I will..

"yu drive a honda"

(that's not really an insult I guess) ill go away and try harder..

Should've opened her boot and rode away.