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Old 15-06-10, 09:03 PM   #1
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100615...y-1df2b7e.html

Just so inexplicably odd.
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Old 15-06-10, 09:09 PM   #2
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cant stop laughing at that one... that has cheered me right up...

here you dirty hell's angel pigs. take a puppy being thrown at you.. wtf.. me think some lsd may be involved here somewhere.
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Old 15-06-10, 09:13 PM   #3
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A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.
I managed to keep my reaction down to a "WTF" smile until I read the last bit, I LOL'd

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Old 15-06-10, 09:20 PM   #4
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Old 15-06-10, 09:24 PM   #5
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Hells Angel's Harleys in can't keep up with a bulldozer shocker.
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Old 16-06-10, 02:23 AM   #6
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1) hurling a puppy = cruel to the puppy but a funny and ridiculous scenario
2) stolen bulldozer = incredible getaway vehicle... should have kept it for a police chase just to make it all worth while...
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Old 16-06-10, 08:31 AM   #7
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Just choked on the biscuit I was eating..

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Old 16-06-10, 08:49 AM   #8
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Escaped on a tupping Bulldozer, how the hell can you escape on a Bulldozer
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Old 16-06-10, 12:12 PM   #9
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German Hell's Angels attacked with puppy, 3 Dead 17 injured

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A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.
The puppy mauled the entire gang making it impossible for them to pursue the fleeing student.
After barricading themselves in the gang hut the puppy chewed the tyres on all of their bikes apart from one Sv which one of the gang had upgraded to last week. A little old lady captured the tiny terror and has chosen to keep him at her retirement home.
The 3 deaths were caused by massive blood loss from the bites to their ankles, Police said if they had been wearing their leathers rather than jeans no injuries would have been sustained.
German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hell's Angels club, the 26-year-old caused a 5 km (3 miles) traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, whilst he fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police after him mum told him he was a very naughty boy.
"What motivated him is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had been upset as the gang had refused to allow him to join their flower pressing class that afternoon.
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Old 17-06-10, 09:55 AM   #10
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So guy with mental health problem abuses animal

No story worth reading

Not as if there is any allegations of the guys doing anything.

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