How to get rid of undesirable looking tenants??

[dizzyblonde]

A few weeks ago the nice people I have lived next door to for the last ten years moved out as the old lady was ill and needed a bungalow, so the council now have to show round prospective new tenants. These days they aren't vetted and they do it through some sort of bidding system

Every set of people so far who've come to look have looked like a nightmare. I even got told one lot scaled over my fence and ran through our garden over the weekend(they could have used the gate). , whille I was at work!!!! I told the nice council man today that under no circumstances can any have access through my or the other gardens on our side, as I have to give permission for that, due to the nature of my house deeds.
Its the only council house in the block and all of us around it are quite worried who we'll have next, especially me, as I will be trying to sell up later this year. In fact theres only a handful of council houses left in the entire street these days, and they are all mostly nice people.

Last time I got new owners of the other house next door they were like the Dingles, luckily after 2 years of hell the house was repossessed and I got nice new people for xmas

SO lovely people of the org, how do we put off horrid looking people? Funny answers most appreciated, I need cheering up

Dont know about where you live, but wear a burka and play bangra music really loud with extra bass at the same time rev your engine a lot, that should do the trick.

Get naked?

jokes babes

How about, ask Sally to visit and he can get naked...thats SURE to get rid...

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by specialone

Dont know about where you live, but wear a burka and play bangra music really loud with extra bass at the same time rev your engine a lot, that should do the trick.

Nah, nobody would batter an eyelid. Theres nobody of that description here, but walk round the corner and there are plenty. In all fairness, I'd rather have someone of that description move in...apart from the loud music.

I do have a nice collection of Doom and death metal though, which I have contemplated playing if needs must...nobody wants to live next door to a satanic music playing looney(not that I am of course)

First chuck a fridge and an old matress out the front of your house along with loads of beer cans or bottles broken bikes etc play hip hop house music really loud, they will then think don't want to live here or think, we'll fit right in here and bingo new neighbours, hth lol.

[Bibio]

dress yourself and your kids in army gear and march up and down the street issuing orders.

[dizzyblonde]

NOOOOOOOOOOO, they'll think they'll fit right in then and move straight in Mr fishman. Thats perfectly normal a few streets away

Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid

How about, ask Sally to visit and he can get naked...thats SURE to get rid...

I am quite happy getting naked, and that will get rid of anyone, just as long as I am plyed with enough tennants and voddy please?!

Haha! Sure DB will manage that!