Obscure conversations with my eldest daughter - SV650.org

05-09-10, 12:30 AM

My eldest (aged 29) and I have a similar sick sense of humour, but at times we both go a little too far and gross the other one out.

Caz has recently split from her bloke after 12 years together and we were having a dad - daughter chat about it tonight and along the way she was asking for my advice about things; Conversation went something like this;

Me: I don't know why you're asking me for advice, I can't keep a girlfriend for as long as it takes me to get the ferrets and tubes into the bedroom.

Caz: Ferrets? Dad, that's a gay thing and they use gerbils and the tubes from their cages.

Me: Really? I could have sworn someone said ferrets. Oh never mind.

Caz: You are kidding me, right?

Me: No, I'm not. Can you do me a favour - when you see her next, say sorry to your mum from me please.

Caz: Ewww! There are times when I really don't know if you're being serious or not, and this is one of those times when I just don't want to know.

Click.... buuuuurrrrrrr

<puts on innocent look>

What did do? What did I say wrong?

anna · 05-09-10, 02:09 AM

Your mean.

05-09-10, 02:21 AM

Ooo a ferret thats got to hert lol

05-09-10, 07:13 AM

Lol, the scary bit is she didn't know if you were being serious.

Geodude · 05-09-10, 08:37 AM

Lozzo it doesnt matter how s**t my days are, you always make me laugh

Jayneflakes · 05-09-10, 09:33 AM

I knew there was a reason why I liked you, you wicked boy!

A mate of mine makes a horrific joke about ferrets being used instead of a coat hanger, if you get my drift!

ethariel · 05-09-10, 10:48 AM

Oh dear, you just managed to cheer me up, thats got to be the best one i have seen for some time

05-09-10, 11:28 AM

LOL! Lozz, I agree with Anna, you are mean!

Bri w · 05-09-10, 11:50 AM

Lozzo, you are a very bad man.

don't google felching on Youtube

05-09-10, 01:34 PM

Felching has two meanings, neither of which are good.

05-09-10, 12:30 AM	#1
Lozzo Guest Posts: n/a	Obscure conversations with my eldest daughter My eldest (aged 29) and I have a similar sick sense of humour, but at times we both go a little too far and gross the other one out. Caz has recently split from her bloke after 12 years together and we were having a dad - daughter chat about it tonight and along the way she was asking for my advice about things; Conversation went something like this; Me: I don't know why you're asking me for advice, I can't keep a girlfriend for as long as it takes me to get the ferrets and tubes into the bedroom. Caz: Ferrets? Dad, that's a gay thing and they use gerbils and the tubes from their cages. Me: Really? I could have sworn someone said ferrets. Oh never mind. Caz: You are kidding me, right? Me: No, I'm not. Can you do me a favour - when you see her next, say sorry to your mum from me please. Caz: Ewww! There are times when I really don't know if you're being serious or not, and this is one of those times when I just don't want to know. Click.... buuuuurrrrrrr <puts on innocent look> What did do? What did I say wrong?

05-09-10, 02:09 AM	#2
anna Member Mega Poster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tower Hamlets but with Shutters on the windows Posts: 1,522	Re: Obscure conversations with my eldest daughter Your mean.

05-09-10, 02:21 AM	#3
Smudge Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Obscure conversations with my eldest daughter Ooo a ferret thats got to hert lol

05-09-10, 07:13 AM	#4
Bluefish Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Obscure conversations with my eldest daughter Lol, the scary bit is she didn't know if you were being serious.

05-09-10, 08:37 AM	#5
Geodude Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Durham Posts: 2,676	Re: Obscure conversations with my eldest daughter Lozzo it doesnt matter how st my days are, you always make me laugh __________________ Black naked 1999 sv650 which im trying to keep happy Custom paintwork Saragon Customs Spray painting Electrical fault finding guide and Regulator rectifier test** Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

05-09-10, 10:48 AM	#7
ethariel Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: London (for my sins) Posts: 806	Re: Obscure conversations with my eldest daughter Oh dear, you just managed to cheer me up, thats got to be the best one i have seen for some time

05-09-10, 11:28 AM	#8
Milky Bar Kid Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Obscure conversations with my eldest daughter LOL! Lozz, I agree with Anna, you are mean!

05-09-10, 11:50 AM	#9
Bri w Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Turre, Almeria Posts: 668	Re: Obscure conversations with my eldest daughter Lozzo, you are a very bad man. don't google felching on Youtube __________________ *"It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years."* Currently - Fighting the urge... seen a nice Triumph America Previously - Honda CB125, Honda CB400-4 & BSA B40, Moto Guzzi 850, Yamaha RD250, Suzuki GT380, Kawasaki Z1B, Kawasaki Z650, Honda VFR, Triumph Street Triple R.

05-09-10, 01:34 PM	#10
metalangel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Obscure conversations with my eldest daughter Felching has two meanings, neither of which are good.

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