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26-11-10, 05:55 PM
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RIP Bernard Matthews
RIP Bernie.. those turkeys will breathe a sigh of relief
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845703
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26-11-10, 06:32 PM
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Re: RIP Bernard Matthews
It'll be a bootifull funeral.
Pete 
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26-11-10, 06:37 PM
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Re: RIP Bernard Matthews
Ah fook, just eating a turkey burger too!
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26-11-10, 07:14 PM
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Re: RIP Bernard Matthews
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27-11-10, 12:51 AM
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Re: RIP Bernard Matthews
police have ruled out fowl play
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27-11-10, 08:46 AM
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Re: RIP Bernard Matthews
It turns out he was suffering an "addiction" and died as a result of it's treatment.
He tried to beat it by going cold turkey... sorry. Pete
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27-11-10, 09:30 AM
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Re: RIP Bernard Matthews
ooh is that why all bernard matthews turkeys are half price in tesco this weekend I wonder
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27-11-10, 10:07 AM
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Re: RIP Bernard Matthews
Sainsburys too just got back from there and everything is 2 for 1
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27-11-10, 05:40 PM
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Re: RIP Bernard Matthews
i wonder if he had a problem when he tried to swallow a turkey burger.
TAXI!!!!!
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