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Old 01-02-11, 09:41 PM   #1
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The mrs has just got up from watching tele, gone into the kitchen and come back with the broom, and proceded to knock a poor defenceless LITTLE spider from the ceiling and then bash it's brains out, what is the world coming to, should i phone the RSPCA or something dial 999 mebe?, i'm traumatised lol
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Old 01-02-11, 09:43 PM   #2
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maybe she is a secret witch and wanted it for her brew.
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Old 01-02-11, 09:47 PM   #3
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Wait until she videos X Factor or whatever and tape over it with the end of Arachnophobia...

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Old 01-02-11, 10:07 PM   #4
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funny that Petes just seen the first house spider of the year, must be less chilly!
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Old 01-02-11, 10:09 PM   #5
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your a bad man, brill idea though, she would cack herself
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Old 01-02-11, 10:09 PM   #6
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I HATE SPIDERS. But I am sure you all know this already.

Actually, it's less hate and more terrified of...............

We had a snake on the loose at work today and I said I would much, MUCH rather deal with a 6ft carpet python that a teeny tiny lil spider...
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Old 02-02-11, 07:41 AM   #7
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Old 02-02-11, 07:49 AM   #8
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We get some monsters in our house, over the years we have just left them to get on with it. Some of them are easily as big as the diameter of a coke can.
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Old 02-02-11, 07:54 AM   #9
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Old 02-02-11, 09:24 AM   #10
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if ever a spider deserved a 2nd look its this wee baby!!! AWH!!!
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