City of london tickets - how to waste their time?

OK so I'm getting almost daily tickets from a numpty of a warden who thinks it's ok to issue tickets on private property.

we get them every so often and appeal, usually with no problems and any that do drag on dissapear before court anyway.

Basically I'm parking on company property off the road but the public (who have NO RIGHT OF WAY) pass through as a short cut, this includes traffic wardens who for the most part know not to ticket bikes here.

I've had another ticket, appealed it, and another...and another...all from the same warden.
seems some monkey thinks he's found a jackpot and is visiting every day so I now have a nice pile of totally un-enforcable £120 tickets and I'm so sick of having to take time out to appeal these every single time that I want to make use of the orgs devious minds.

How do I make the most fun and amusment for myself with these tickets and waste these idiots time and money the way they keep wasting mine by forcing me to defend myself from them?

[punyXpress]

Did you / can you claim loss of earnings?

Not for them sticking some glorified stickers to my bike no
Mental anguish maybe lol ^_^

Was thinking more along the lines of anything I can do to tie the buggers up and make them work before I send them the photos of the bike and big bronze plaque mentioning that this is in fact private property with no right of way for the public and telling them to kindly go forth and multiply with themselves...again...

[Biker Biggles]

Make a formal complaint (in writing)to the issuing authority.The complaint should be along the lines of its OK to make a mistake and issue a ticket once or twice,but when it is established that you commit no offence any further tickets amount to harrassment and you are looking for compensation.At the same time ask for a copy of their complaints policy to make sure they stick to the timelines in it.

Water Bucket.

Next time he comes round, soak him. Your not actually abusing him, jsut making them wet.

Then remind him that he's trespassing on private property, and if he steps on it again, he'll get another bucket load. With ice this time.

electrify the bike

Now thats a good one......

Then throw water? Double buzz?

Hehe we could take this to a whole new level of psychological torture couldn't we?
Charge the bike but increase the charge slightly each day so it starts at static slowly getting to OW you bugger!
Then we start with the puddles of water and "suddenly breaking water pipes" + charged bike.
Give the guy a phobia of touching bikes for life!

[Bibio]

send them a ticket for entering private property without the owners permission.

Originally Posted by Bibio

send them a ticket for entering private property without the owners permission.

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