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you know the ones, the warning you should not drive on drink or drugs etc etc.
so, onto the one on the fairing, under the right clip-on bar, and im pulling it up, and it seems to be coming off in one peice, im feeling pretty happy about this, and then BAM! some of it tore and i punched myself in the lip ![]() never punched myself before and it hurt |
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That's okay, new starter came over to ask me a question this morning and for no apparent reason I decided I should jab myself in the eye with my finger.
I thought you were going to say BAM! some it tore and took a nice chunk of paint with it. |
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haha, i hate it when i jab myself in the eye. i did it once, was then rubbing my eye and managed to jab my thumb back into the same sore eye.
noo paint is fine ![]() just deep cleaning my bike today, took swingarm off, well as far off without taking exhaust off, and cleaning rear spring, and cleaning all down my forks and under the fender. and all the little nooks and crannys that no-one can see ![]() |
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I got an electric shock off a telephone exchange and punched myself in the face with a screwdriver
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I nearly knocked myself out removing the water pump from my Land Rover. I had two big spanners in the engine bay and had to get on a chair and pull the buggers together as hard as I could to undo something.
When it came free I smacked myself that hard, it all went a bit black for a moment and my knees went weak. I wobbled up to the house to ask Gruntygiggles if I was bleeding and she just laughed at me... Sent from my Desire HD using Tapatalk
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take it the laughing meant "Yes, yes you are bleeding" |
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Use a hairdryer on the stickers it warms the glue and they come off a doddle, not burst lips or anything
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Could be worse, you could have a bum full of autosol
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wasnt at home when i was doing them and i didnt fancy using the heat gun from the shed haha.
at home tho, if i was to use her indoors's hairdryer, i havent got am extension lead long enough.......unlesss......mwahahaha ideas brewing ![]() |
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