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Old 14-06-11, 12:12 PM   #1
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Default How to bum yourself out for the afternoon

Pick one of these up knowing that you can;t afford to buy anything...


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Old 14-06-11, 12:15 PM   #2
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So you have a copy of men's health in there? How do you bum yourself with a tool book?
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Old 14-06-11, 12:21 PM   #3
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So you have a copy of men's health in there? How do you bum yourself with a tool book?
I'm sure they sell breaker bars...

That catalogue is like a spanner to Stretchie, in that everytime he looks at it, his nuts get tighter
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Old 14-06-11, 01:23 PM   #4
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he know how to use a spanner ,just cant read a book
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Old 14-06-11, 01:24 PM   #5
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soft porn. Get a hard core snap on catalog
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Old 14-06-11, 01:28 PM   #6
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Awww baby! You bringing it home?
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Old 14-06-11, 04:00 PM   #7
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I find looking at this one does something similar to me.

So many shiny things, not enough money!
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Old 14-06-11, 05:22 PM   #8
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Loser...
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Old 14-06-11, 05:24 PM   #9
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All the post except for Milky Bar Kids are correct, that is because I know MBK did not type her own reply.. She can't, she has mars bars for fingers and iz a but fik

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It's an awesome read, this and anything by Haynes are my fave reads, and yes, I bought it home for when I get a moment to myself

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Old 14-06-11, 05:26 PM   #10
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MBK is ALWAYS correct. HTH.
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